Me:heya guys this is haru... This is just an big idiotic bluejay had in her freaking mind...
Bluejay:hey siri call my exes!
Siri: which one?
Bluejay:ooohhh!!!! *dabs*
Me:bj shut up!!
Bj: worth it so worth it!!
Me: just shuttt upp!!!
Bj: haters gonna hate hateeee!!!!! This is soo fucking radicallll!!! Woohhhhhhh!!!!
Me: why the heck your shouting like an freaking idiot?!
Bj: hey siri! Are you Google?
Siri: ...no...
Bj: then who are you?
Siri: ....
Me: well looks like siri didn't answer your question!
Bj: then who are you?
Siri: I think I'm yours
Bj: woohhh!! Omg! I freaking love this!!!!
Me: shuddup shut the fuck up!
Give me that phone! *snatches. The phone*
Bj: nooo!! My baby!!!! Siri!!!!!!!
Me: your whining like an baby back bitch so stahp!
Bj: this so diggity darn urad man urad!!!!
Me: now you sounded like fresh *face palms*
Bj: gev meh bak mah phon!!!!
Me: noooo!!!!
