The Meaning of Life

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There is a knock at my door. I open it. It's Daniel. He walks in. " Hello. " I say. " Hi Kenz, ready to binge some Big Bang Theory?" He says. " We are starting the next season! " I squeal. Then my phone rings, I go in my room. Then I hear the door open again.

Daniel POV

Oh heck no. Mac walks in. " Hey. " He says. The same way that Jack said it, before he punched me. " What's up. " I say casually. " You're hanging out with my sister? " He forces out. " Yeah. " I say. " Well. " He says at me. " You're spending way too much time with my sister, and I'm tired of it. " He says. He looks at me like I'm some contagious disease. " I'm sorry she wants to hang out with me. " I say shrugging. I smile a little " I'll wipe that smug look off your face. " He hits me hard. Right in the stomach. I bend over and cough. He just hit me..." What the heck! " I say. I don't wanna hit back. " You gonna just stand there like an illiterate jerk. " He says. I raise my eyebrows. " Uh well I would but in this case no. I'll walk. " I open the door and walk out. " Your just a illiterate jerk who doesn't wanna fight like an actual man because your not one! " " Neither are you. " I say. " I'm manner than you. " He says. "You sure about that?" " Yep, because you doing hit back. " He says with a stupid smile on his face. I grab him by the collar of his shirt and push him up on the wall. His feet aren't touching the ground. He looks shocked. " You still won't hit back, your just the same loser who couldn't win American Idol, but he was lucky and got a band that hasn't had a hit yet. " " You know what. " I hit him against the wall harder . He hits his head and looks a little dazed. " Jerk. " He mutters. I push him to the ground and kick him. Not hard. He is just bruised. " I'll go farther than you'll ever go and yeah we kinda did have a hit, something different. " " That wasn't a-" "Ask the world McKinnon as the world." I kick him again. He stumbles to his feet. "  I dare you. " He sounds rude and stupid. I want to punch him through the wall. I flick his shoulder and then around to go and walk away. " You weak illiterate jerk. " " You know the same line gets a little bit " I turn back around. " Boring. " I punch him in the face. His nose starts bleeding but it's not broken. He leans against the couch and starts laughing. " Your still weak. " He says. " And your still stupid. " I say. I kick him in the back of the leg and he buckles up and falls down. Then I start kicking him. Not hard, it just leaves a bruise if you but once, but in the same spot over and over again. About 5 times. Then Kenz comes out of the room. " Stop! "  She says. " I'm calling 911. " Mac stammers. He grabs his phone out his back pocket. " This man just assaulted me, he is crazy. He threw me against a wall and kicked me. " He says. Kenz looks at Mac. " Why would you. " He keeps telling them things. Then I hear sirens. Great. I walk out the door down the hall, police officers stop me. " Put your hands up! " They say pulling out guns, pointed at my head. I gasp. " Ok. " I say. " What's your name? " " Daniel Seavey. " I mutter. " Your under arrest for assault and battery. " they grab my arms and force them behind my back. " What. " A paramedic comes to get apartment. I get taken down the stairs and thrown into the car.  I sigh. This is bad. Then I get questioned. I stay in a cell. " Can I make a phone call? " I say. " Yeah, 10 minutes. " The guard says. They take me to a room. The phone is on the wall. I pick it up and dial Jonah

Jo : Hello?
D : Jonah...
Jo : Yeah? What's going on?
D: I'm in jail...
Jo : What? Why?
D : Kenz's brother told lies on me...
Jo : So...?
D : So I'm in this place until someone bails me out...
Jo : What is you bail at?
D : It's not much...
Jo : I'll see what I can do.
D : I think I ruined my relationship...
Jo : Talk to her!
D : Ok.
Jo : Ok.
D : Ugh.
Jo : So what happened.
D : McKinnon kept telling me to hit him and I pushed him against the wall and kicked him, not even hard a few times and he told the paramedics that I broke his arm and his nose and that I bruised his ribcage.
Jo : Did you?
D : I might of done the last one
Jo : What?!
D : I'm sorry
Jo : I'll see your bail.

I hear clicking

Jo : Set at 1000 I can do that.
D : Thank you
Jo : I'll be there in 5 minutes
D : I hope it isn't online
Jo : I haven't seen anything
D : Oh thank goodness
Jo : Yeah ok I'll be there
D : Thanks

I hang up. The guards take me back to the cell. I stay in there from another hour and soon I'll be transported to the real jail. Then a guard comes up and takes my arms. They take me out to where Jonah is. Then the unlock my handcuffs. Me and Jonah walk out. " Nothing online. " He says to the guys when we get home (BAD BOI WAS IN ACTUAL JAIL BUT LUCKILY HE HAS A JONAHHHHHH)