Adam: Crocodiles are just the lizards of the sea.
Brian: Hippos are just elephants of the sea.
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Brian: Guys, I was in Louisiana and I saw a river seal.
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Crowley: One time when I was bored I just cut off a strand of hair with baby scissors. It ended up looking really bad because I'm not a hairstylist.
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Crowley: If I don't go outside right now I'm going to beat someone over the head with a chair.
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Adam: What the frick, doggo?!
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Crowley: Look at me! Stop dying.
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Pepper: Dude, I'm yeeting you, just keep your bird food.
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Pepper: Yeet to the nearest cellphone tower.
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Wensleydale: Why'd you leave lemonade in there? Now it's in my ear.
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Wensleydale: Joker has shoved Harley off of not one, not two, not three, but five buildings.
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Aziraphale (to Crowley): I'm drinking tea, it's not blood, I swear.
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Pepper: It autocorrected "because" to "barbeque".
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Crowley: I think I was a serial killer in my past life.
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Crowley (as a nanny to Warlock): That face you're making looks like you just pooped in someone's lunchbox.
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Wensleydale: This looks to be a bag of triangles.
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Incorrect Good Omens Quotes
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