A/N: Here's a game for you. Guess which ones are taken from my pets rather than normal human beings! Good luck! (Note: I have a cat and a dog)
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Crowley: *Goes outside* *Starts running around DeMoNiCaLy ScReEcHiNg*
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Aziraphale: *Puts a hat on Crowley's head*
Crowley: *Shakes his head around* *The hat flies off his head* *He puts the hat in his mouth and runs from Aziraphale*
Aziraphale: Not again...
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*Pottery class*
Anathema: So, what are you making?
Newton: Drippies and dips... of things.
Anathema: I'm so proud of you. *Sarcastic*
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Crowley: I like this one better than that one even though it's barely any different.
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Adam: That's why you don't wear Airpods. 'Cause that's how you get turned into a cyberman.
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Crowley: *Alone in a room* Do I have a brain? *A beat* If I do, it's a tiny one.
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((Text message time!))
Aziraphale: I failed at using a phone.
Anathema: Great.
Newton: How?
Aziraphale: I was trying to delete a photo.
Anathema: He died, Newton. It's the only answer.
Aziraphale: I'm like Newt when trying to use technology.
Newton: Haha.
Crowley: At least it didn't explode violently.
Aziraphale: It did crack.
Crowley: Well... I don't know. At least it didn't COMPLETELY SHATTER.
Aziraphale: (: Clearly I understand technology.
Crowley: Clearly.
Aziraphale: Obviously.
Crowley: Totally.
Aziraphale: Completely.
Crowley: Utterly.
Aziraphale: Absolutely.
Crowley: *Looks up from a thesaurus* Evidently.
Adam: These facts are so true. It's blowing my mind.
Crowley: Indeed.
Adam: Indubitably.
Aziraphale: Wholly. Undeniably.
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Aziraphale *To Crowley*: Being gay has nothing to do with stealing things!
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