Adam: That's not my skin. That's not my skin. That's not my skin!
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Wensleydale: Just 'cause my neighbors don't have front teeth doesn't mean they're old people.
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Crowley: Whoever left the space-time continuum on the floor, please pick it up.
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Shadwell: Talking yoga balls.
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Brian: Today I ate tape... I can still feel it in my throat.
Adam: Tape is the stuff of nightmares.
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Crowley: I have the power of Gucci and anti-gay commercials on my side! Reeeeeee!
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Aziraphale: Just thinking about the athletic capabilities of dolphins.
Crowley: Yeah, I do that all the time.
Aziraphale: In my spare time when I'm watching my dolphins... Well, I don't know about you, but my backyard dolphins don't do that.
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Gabriel: I've thought it's way easier not to think about something than to think about it. I mean, like, it's insane. It's crazy.
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Crowley: Can I just cut a bagel in half?
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Beelzebub: Why am I not dead yet?
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Crowley: I swear to Satan if you don't get in that trash can—I mean recycling—I will break your head off, despite you not even having one!
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Adam: Well, it's not actual lead.
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