Adam: Everything starts in a cellphone tower.
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Crowley: We are all just wearing fake shirts.
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Adam: What if you had a shirt that was literally a phone?
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Brian: I finished the problem. I deserve a cookie.
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Aziraphale: Aquaman, Homecoming.
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Mr. Young: I'll take a selfie with a bagel today.
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Brian: It is time to separate my bagel.
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Brian: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Wensleydale Bakugou lamb!
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Adam: Just leave the starving children alone!
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Pepper: There appears to be a tangerine in the gutter.
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*When The Them are in high school and in an advanced algebra class, messing around*
Adam: Are you doing kindergarten math?
Pepper: Brian is.
Brian: *Gets a problem wrong*
Adam: Are you having trouble with your kindergarten counting?
Brian: *Gets another problem wrong* I just don't get it!
Wensleydale (at another table): Is that kindergarten math?
Brian: Yeah...
Wensleydale: Why are you struggling?
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Crowley: I run through erasers, like, a mile a minute.
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Warlock: Mothers don't count.
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Crowley: My sarcasm is always there.
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Incorrect Good Omens Quotes
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