Batfam x Reader

Vegetarian Headcanon

(Damian Wayne x Reader)

Requested: no

Warning/s: none

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- Since he's vegetarian it can cause a mess in the relationship

- Like when you two are grocery shopping together he looks pissed when you're buying meat

- "Beloved why do you like meat of poor, innocent animals?"

- "Ummm, because it's delicious...?"

- You two have fights about it

- Never big ones

- Mostly bickering

- But when you do have big fights about it he goes on his silent treatment mode (a.k.a. silent bitchy mode)

- It kills you inside

- It kills Damian too

- He loves you and he's purposely ignoring you

- He's the one apologizing

- He literally makes you brush your teeth or go get a breath mint whenever you had meat After that you can kiss him

- You take care of Batcow and Jerry the Turkey when Damian can't (mostly so they can be safe from Jay)

- "Jason Peter Todd don't you dare put Jerry in the oven!!"

- "Buuuut (y/n)!"

- "No Jay"

- "Ugh fine"

- You know Damian won't ever break up with you for eating meat

- He loves you

- And you love him