SNK shorts

Movie night

Eren:it's movie night,everyone!!!

Levi:you heard the man,it's movie night,everyone in your respective rooms

*everyone goes to their rooms*

Armin: let's get this thing started,shall we?

*a few minutes later, at the action room..*

Eren:VICTORIA,WHY DID YOU TELL HIM YOUR SECRET?!!? NOW YOU HAVE A GORILLA ON YOUR DINING TABLE!!!

Armin:NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

Mikasa:*drinking soda

Armin:what do you think will happen next?

Eren:I don't kno- OH MAH GLAB!!! THERE'S A SHARK ON YOUR SOFA!!!

Armin:why did you leave the window open,Victoria?

Mikasa:*still drinking soda

*at the drama room..*

Erwin:well this is boring,why did we change the channel to phantom of the opera? We could've chose another movie.

Hanji:I dunno,but the commercials are fine, I like the McDonald's one. It's makes me crave for twister fries...

Erwin: I gotta admit,that twister fries commercial is even better than this movie, what do you think,Levi?

Levi:*snoring

Erwin: oh,great.this movie's so boring,it's a lullaby for mr.corporal over here.

Hanji: I wonder how the others are doing?

*at the love room*

Reiner:Well,this is just...boring as hell. Bertholdt,you getting anything?

Bertholdt: well at least there's murder in it,that dude was killed with a knife

Reiner:what's Annie doing?

Bertholdt:lemme see...*looks at Annie*eh...she's just reading a book

Reiner: what book?

Bertholdt:umm...she's reading...wait...IS SHE READING FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY?!?!

Reiner: what chapter?

Bertholdt: chapter 10

Reiner:what verse?

Bertholdt: WTF can you please shut up?

Reiner:What verse?

Bertholdt: 2

Reiner:what word?

Bertholdt:UHHHHHH....

*at the horror room...*

Sasha: *eating popcorn* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Christa: what's wrong with this movie? It's not even scary

Ymir: ikr,it's just a bunch of cameras stalking a house with a family in it

Sasha: NOM NOM NOM...that's what you...NOM NOM NOM...think...but I already NOM NOM NOM watched this movie,and it's pretty NOM NOM NOM...funny yet extremely creepy...

Ymir: well that's just si-

Christa: she has a point,Ymir. Look, the closet's moving...

Sasha:Can I have your potato chips?

Christa:Sure

Sasha:YUSSSSS

Christa:This is creepy...

Ymir: *cuddling Christa

Christa:OH...no...?

Ymir: a lady having constipation,wow...

Christa: *facepalms

*after all the movies...Eren goes to drama room*

Eren:so how was the movie,guys?

Erwin: ask mr.corporal over here

Eren:wow he fell asleep cause if this?

Erwin:Yeah...

Hanji: I was just making a potion this whole time

Erwin:wait really?

Hanji: Yup

*eren goes to the love room..*

Eren: so...what goes on?

Bertholdt:Reiner's in the bathroom

Eren:why?

Bertholdt: he's constipated with love...

*meanwhile in the bathroom*

Reiner:WERE R U!!! AND IM SO SORY

*back at the room...*

Bertholdt:And he doesn't even know the concept of the movie,

Eren:what makes you think he's "constipated with love"?

Bertholdt:well,no he's just constipated,but he got constipated cause of the movie

Eren:oh...

*Eren goes out the horror room*

Eren: so how's your movie night going?

Ymir:well first of all,Sasha fell asleep of eating too much food,and Christa's dying of laughter and paranoid at the same time...

Eren:okay...where are they then?

Ymir: Sasha's at the back of the sofa,sleeping in the carpet. And Christa's right beside her

Eren: alright, I guess you got this all under control so...I'll be in my room,