Eren: do I really have to wear this?
Armin: what's wrong with it? a dog really fits you, ya kno
Jean: yeah *chuckles* it really "fits you" haha
Marco: hehe...😊
Eren: Hey!...*smirks* hey, Marco...can I tell ya something?
Marco: sure,anything for the dog.
Eren: *whispers* Jean likes you
Marco: *blushes* Uhh...I...Uhh...
Jean: Eren, what did you tell hi...OH NO....YOU SON OF A
*Eren runs away*
Jean: *runs after Eren *YOU SON OF A BISH ILL KICK YOU WHERE IT HURTS
Marco: *running with Jean,still blushing* Jean...it's alright,really...
Armin: well,that was awkward.
Mikasa: Armin
Armin:Ah! Oh...Mikasa...you're a cat.
Mikasa: yeah...and you're a bunny.so,where's Eren?
Armin: oh,he's being chased by Jean
Mikasa: oh...WAIT WHAT!?! WHERE'D THEY GO!?!
Armin: that wa-
Mikasa:*runs away
Armin: great...corporal Levi? Why're you taking so long in the dressing room?
Levi: I finished dressing up half an hour ago, I just look ridiculous in this...
Armin:it's only me, captain. The rest...kinda...left for something...urgent.
Levi: oh...*comes out of the dressing room
Armin: a squirrel...
Levi: Eh *facepalms* I knew it...let's just wait for the others
*3 hours later...*
Armin: *sleeping on the floor
Levi: *cleaning the floor
Eren: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME,KIRSTEIN!
Jean: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T COME BACK HERE!!!
Eren: HAHA!!!
*Eren trips on Levi,and they both fall to the ground.*
Jean: Ha! Guess who's a shipping now?
Eren: shut up...sorry, sir.
Levi: it's okay. Now, Petra should be here in a few...
Armin: *wakes up* ah...oh,hey guys. What'd I miss?
Eren: not much...
Mikasa: by the way, where is Petra?
Petra: *arrives,breathing heavily* phew...sorry im late, Oluo was trying to steal several strands of my hair.
Levi: he tried to make it dirty,Eh? Well, I'm gonna look after you more often, just to make sure that old man doesn't make ya filthy like himself. Now, let's just take the picture.
Petra: okay...thank you,sir...now...1...2...3...*takes photo
Eren: Armin,you were eating a carrot back there?
Armin: yeah...why?
Eren:nothing...nothing...
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
