SNK shorts

Cooking a potato salad

Eren: and he said "what do you want from me?" And I said "hi"

Armin: what are you talking about? You started with the end of the story which is "and he said" what was the start of the story anyway?

Eren: eh,it doesn't matter,let's just ge-

*Eren bumps into Sasha and makes her spill her drink*

Sasha: hey! What was that?

Eren: oh my gosh I am so sorry, let me help you with tha-

Sasha: no no, we have to settle this once and for all

Eren:umm..,what's going o-

Sasha: in my town, the only way to settle a "spillage" is for the person who spilled the drink to make a potato salad, and I know exactly where you can make it

*at Sasha's secret kitchen which was in a secret door she had under her bed in her room....*

Eren: does anyone know about this place besides you?

Sasha: well, me and Connie set this place up weeks ago, the only people who know is me,Connie and the other people who's been here before

Armin: wow,you really lit the place, I'm impressed

Sasha: thank you very much, now here are the instructions, all you need to do is look at the manual, it's page 24, all the materials are in the table,if you think it's not there, then check the cabinets, I got something to do,so bye *leaves

Armin: okay, here's the procedure, you'll need a pot of boiling water, 4 potatoes, 5 carrots, 2 celery sticks,1 teaspoon of salt and pepper, salad dressing,and parsley. *reads silently* oh, this is easy

Eren: so what do we do first?

Armin: I'll read,you make, agree? Agree. Now first, slice potatoes,carrots, celery and parsley

Eren: *slices potatoes,carrots, celery and parsley* next?

Armin: heat the stove by 321 degrees, and place all the ingredients into the boiling water...

Eren: *puts the ingredients into boiling water*

Armin: okay,then wait for that to cook for about 10 minutes or at least until the ingredients look liked they're boiled

*10 minutes later...*

Eren: is it done?

Armin: yeah it looks good,now put the ingredients in a serving plate,then put dressing,salt and pepper, then wait for it to cool for about 5 minutes. Then we're done.

Eren: alright, *puts ingredients in the plate, puts other stuff in it*

Armin: okay, now let's wa-

Sasha: you guys done yet?

Armin: yeah but it's still ho-

Sasha: finally, now it's time for me to dig in!!! *grabs spoon

Armin:no! Sasha that's still...

Sasha: *eats salad* oh...my...gosh

Armin:..hot...that's still hot

Sasha:that was amazing! How did you make that?

Eren: how did you-

Sasha: I need to show this to the world *grabs plate*hey world! There's a new salad coming for you!

Eren: how did she not react to it's...boiling temperature

Armin: I dunno, but it's impressive...