Jean: commander Hanji, do I really have to do this?
Hanji: yes, your my test subject in testing the animal changer
Jean: but do I really have to be tied in a rope, about to be soaked in a bath of animal poo? Is that really necessary?
Hanji:ye-
Jean: I mean this is like one of those 1844 movies when a blonde chick in a bikini is tied in a rope and about to be dropped in a lava pit and...
Hanji: Jean, I-
Jean: then suddenly a fat disco super star comes atta nowhere and starts shooting the whole pla-
Hanji: SHUT UP! Just...let me do my work, and no one gets slapped, okay? Now let's do this!
*a few hours later...*
Eren: what's taking him so long?
Armin: Jean's never sang in the shower this long before...
Eren: ...
Armin: what? I have a good sense of hearing. Plus my room's beside the bathroom and I'm always inside my room whenever he's in the shower so...
Levi: I dun give a shiz, I just need to take a piss. I don't wanna end up like last time, when he was on his poop phase and I had to go the women's bathroom, Petra caught me in there YA know?
Armin and Eren: ...
Jean: *rubbing his face using a towel* hey guys *removes towel* did you know Hanji had a secret lab in there?
Armin,Eren,Levi: Uhh...
Jean: what?
Armin: Jean,ur a horseface
Jean: stop sassing me and just tell me what's wrong
Armin: I'm not being sassy *grabs mirror* look
Jean: AHH!!! Reiner get the Ho-
*Mikasa arrives...*
Jean: M-Mikasa! What're you doing here?
Mikasa: the question is, what happened to ur face?
Jean: long story, I can do a flashback too YA kno-
*FLASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*
Hanji: Jean, you can come out of the dog poo now
Jean: wait, the dog sh*t's on my nipple
Hanji: o-o
Jean: okay, I'm out
Hanji: *chuckles HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jean: uhh, you oka-
Hanji: Just get out of here before I throw up *continues laughing
*end of Flashback*
Eren: wow,that's harsh
Armin: smart move, you just told us a very disturbing part of the flashback in front of Mikasa
Levi: you know Potato Girl and Bald man would have the same reaction.
Mikasa: *smirks and grabs Jean's arm
*outside,at the horse pen...*
Sasha: *laughs hardcore* DUDE! NICE HORSEFACE! DID CHU GET IT FROM PLASTIC SURGERY OR SOMETHING!?!?
Connie: Jean,stand next to this horse
Jean: okay, why-
*picture gets taken*
Connie: HEHE look at this
Sasha: *chuckled HAHA! NICE
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
