[connecting with james]
[connected]
louis: heeey
james: Hello.
louis: why'd we get connected if you're a personal trainer and i shovel food in my mouth
james: I Don't Know. You Seem Pretty Weak Though.
louis: i'm not weak lol
louis: ur weak w/ all those muscles
james: You Have A Small Body, From What It Seems.
louis: you have a small brain from the way you fuckign type, it seems
louis: FUCKING*** FUCK
james: We're Not Going To Work Out.
[james has disconnected]
louis: see ya losER
~~~
[a/n: plot twist: louis is me]
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speed dating × larry au
Fanfiction"you're a hot mess, but i like it." in which louis is tired of being single and decides to try out speed dating.
