harry: in spain theres a museum that shows two t-rexs having sex
louis: harry what
harry: this could be us but u playin!!!!
louis: wH AT
louis: did u just offer to have sex with me
harry: i already said i'd suck ur dick does that suprise you
louis: ur like 12
harry: anD YOUR LIKE 89
louis: do u have a thing fkr older men??
louis: for*** i ruined the mood
harry: i gotta go its getting too steamy in here
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[a/n: things were getting boring so it's getting sexual to keep you all entertained smh]
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speed dating × larry au
Fanfiction"you're a hot mess, but i like it." in which louis is tired of being single and decides to try out speed dating.
