harry: do u top or bottom
louis: what
louis: why do u wanna know
harry: for the future
harry: and because idk what they are
louis: bottom means u take the penis i believe
harry: thats u then
louis: what why
louis: have u seen my ass i need it to stay this way
harry: but my ass is also cute
louis: exactly why i should top
harry: it'd be like an ant going at it with an ant eater
louis: i'm gonna eat u??
harry: if ur into rimming
harry: ba dum tss
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[a/n: its getting nasty i cant]
[a/n 2: also do u guys wanna do a 20 facts about your beloved author or?¿?¿? i want you all to know me as i will be your future lover]
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speed dating × larry au
Fanfiction"you're a hot mess, but i like it." in which louis is tired of being single and decides to try out speed dating.
