harry: quicK HELP ME
harry: LOUIS PLEASE
harry: I HAVE HALF AN HOUR BEFORE I GO TO SEE MY FRIENDS AND I NEED HELP SERIOUSLY
harry: ARE YOU ASLEEP WAKE UP PL E AS E LI UIS!!!
louis: WHATS WRONH
louis: I WAS IN THE SHOWER HARRY WAIT WHAT DO YOU NEED
louis: HARRY ??
harry: should i wear 'houston we have a purple' or 'big hair...big nails' ???????
harry: i'm really thinking 'houston we have a purple' but 'big hair...big nails' brings out my eyes
louis: iI.THOUGHT.YO wERE DIEI HHING
louis: YOU GLI TTLE FUCKJNG GU TRD I CANT
louis: I FIDNT EVEN GET TO REPEAT MY PHONE WOJLDNT STOP GOING OFF
harry: help please i'm soz !!!
louis: houston we have a purple
louis: i'm going to finish showering goodbye baby
louis: fuCK wa It i mEANT BUDDY
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[a/n: these are real nail polish names i googled them trust me]
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speed dating × larry au
Fanfiction"you're a hot mess, but i like it." in which louis is tired of being single and decides to try out speed dating.