Drarry One-Shots

Group Chat

Hermione: Harry, we need to talk

Harry: Erm, okay? On the group chat?

Ron: Oh god. This can't be good.

Hermione: So I was going through your phone to find those group pictures of the three of us right

Harry: Uh-huh

Harry: Wait

Harry: Oh

Harry: I can explain

Hermione sent (three) picture(s)

Ron: Oh shit

Ron: Harry...

Ron: Is there something you'd like to tell us? Including your updated sexuality and relationship status?

Harry: Hermione! You didn't have to show us!

Hermione: Oh

Hermione: My

Hermione: GOD

Ron: PLEASE TELL ME THERE AREN'T FULL NUDES

Harry: WHAT DID YOU FIND

Hermione sent (one) picture(s)

Harry: Okay, wait, listen, I can explain

Ron: ...

Ron: You're DATING

Ron: DRACO

Ron: FUCKING

Ron: MALFOY

Ron: AND TAKING R RATED PHOTOS

Ron: WITH DRACO

Ron: FUCKING

Ron: MALFOY

Hermione: Harry, I'm disappointed you didn't tell us sooner.

Harry: GUYS

Harry: RELAX

Ron: THE HAND DOWN MALFOYS PANTS WASN'T TELLING ME TO RELAX MATE

Harry: Ron! Calm down! Just listen to me!

Hermione: He's running around screaming Malfoy now...

Harry: See, this is why Ron and I hate group chats.

Hermione: Oh I dunno, I think they're rather fun!

Harry: Hermione!!!

Hermione sent (three) picture(s)

Harry: Hermione! Stop!!!

-Draco Malfoy has created a group chat-

Draco: Would any of you like to explain why Ron is screaming my name while running through the halls like a maniac?

Harry: Uhm...

Hermione: We found out about you and Harry, basically

Harry: Basically. But HERMIONE did it in a very inappropriate way!!!

Draco: I TOLD YOU THAT PEOPLE LOOK IN THE HIDDEN FOLDER HARRY

Draco: YOU DON'T KEEP STUFF THERE OMG

Harry: Relax, relax! There wasn't anything too bad in there!

Hermione: Too bad? That makes me scared of what photos have been taken

Harry: Dracos into exhibitionism so

Draco: Harry James Potter, I swear to god-

Harry: sorry, sorry, stressed and I don't know what to do

Draco: Well, assuming Ron is screaming and pounding on my door demanding why I have sexualized pictures with you on your phone, our secret is out.

Harry: Uhm... Yeah... Sorry babe, I tried...

Draco: I mean, I guess it's gonna have to be okay so

Harry: lmao, sorry!!!! I'll make it up to you later, I promise

Draco: Promise promise?

Harry: Promise promise

Draco: You better be prepared for a long night, Potter

Harry: Should I bring a stamina potion?

Draco: Probably.

Harry: any chance we can start now??

Hermione: BOYS!