Drarry One-Shots

Muffliato Gone Wrong

Harry always went up to his dorm early- says he needs more time to fall asleep than others. But this time, Hermione- and everyone else in their dorm- knew that Harry certainly wasn't trying to sleep.

It had started about twenty minutes after Harry had gone into his room- and it had started, quite literally, with a bang. A hush had immediately fallen over the room- most of the students were prepared to rush in at the first sign of danger. But there was quiet for a while, so everyone settled down, assuming he had simply tripped getting into bed or something. Another seven or so minutes, however, there was a loud cry of "Fuck, yes, Harry-!"

Another slam- of which the older students now knew was a bed frame slamming into the stone wall- and a loud slapping noise later, there was a loud, keening moan. "I-I'll be good I-I promise- Yes, yes, yours, all yours Harry-"

Another loud slap and moan later, there was another thud. The younger kids were herded into their sleeping dorms, some looking confused and others looking merely stunned, while the older kids lingered in the common room whispering amongst themselves.

The bed started slamming against the wall again, high-pitched almost screamed moans breaking through. "Fuck- Yes, yes, fuck, please-! Harry, Harry, Harry- I'm going to- Fuck!"

"Yours, all yours! I'm all yours- Fuck, daddy fuck me-!"

The banging had stopped for just a few moments, in which a low growl could be heard before the banging resumed, at a much quicker and harder pace.

"Daddy, daddy- I-" One final moan, a few more thrusts and everything went silent. One nosy student cast a hearing charm on the wall, despite Hermione's efforts, revealing what was going on inside.

"- Did so good for me baby. So good. You're so pretty, look at you- All covered in your own come, you're so gorgeous, fuck."

"Shush," the second voice whined, whimpering softly. "I need a rag."

"Let me-"

"You've done quite enough," the second voice hummed. "Unless you want to lick it off, in which case-"

Harry chuckled and there was a soft gasp. "I didn't expect you to actually- fuck, Harry-"

A loud smack rang out, a loud yelp following. "Who?"

"Daddy," the second voice corrected with a low moan. "Fuck that stings."

"Serves you right, you brat. You were teasing me all day in that shirt, and at breakfast-"

"You're the one who has a daddy kink-"

"You called me it first!"

"Well you liked it!"

A soft grunt followed by the creaking of duvets, alongside a whispered scourgify. "One day you'll let me plug you- just sitting through class absolutely full of my c-"

Hermione finally was able to take down the spell, glaring at everyone. "You're all going to go to bed right now and think about what you've done!"

Everyone grudgingly obeyed while Hermione huffed, sitting guard on a couch to make sure nobody came back to invade any more privacy of Harry's. She didn't know who Harry's mystery chick was, but she was sure they wouldn't want this news spread all over the place.

I hope it's not Ginny- Ron would have a cow.

Quite a bit later- about an hour, the door creaked open and Harry stepped out. Hermione looked up. "Hullo, Harry."

"Err... Hullo. It's rather late to be up on a school night, innit?"

"I was keeping guard."

Harry blinked. "Of what?"

"Of you and whatever chick you have in that private dorm of yours. The walls are a lot thinner than you might imagine."

"What? No, that's- it's not been a problem- did, did everyone hear?"

"We sent everyone else to bed early. Eighth years stayed to make sure no one snuck back down. I sent the last of them off about an hour ago- one of them cast a rather stubborn eavesdropping charm that took a while to take down."

"Fuck- did anyone... Hear a name..?"

"No, whomever it is, they're still anonymous."

Harry let out a breath of relief. "I- I don't know why the silencing charm didn't work that time, I'm really sorry 'Mione-"

"It's fine- but daddy? Really?" Hermione rose a brow and Harry flushed.

"Shove off, Mione."

"Is it... Is it just her?" A timid voice asked from behind Harry, somewhere in the room.

"Huh? Oh, yeah, it's just her."

"Okay." Hermione had to stop her jaw from dropping when Draco Malfoy walked out, fully dressed and somehow looking fully dignified- yet still exposed with hidden fear. "I trust you of all people to not defy my trust, Granger?"

Hermione blinked a few times but nodded. "O-Of course not- Uhm-"

"Good," he merely replied, trying to leave but Harry caught him around the waist, pulling him back with a pout.

"No kiss goodbye?"

Draco rolled his eyes but leaned up, giving Harry a quick kiss on the lips, Harry giving him one last kiss on the cheek before he finally stepped away once more.

"Night Draco."

"Goodnight, Harry."

PLEASE go read my other book- In the Hands of Outlaws- I'm putting a lot of work into it but it's not getting a lot of love :(