C l i n o m a n i a c - A BNHA Chatroom Fanfic

8 - d e f e n e s t r a t i o n

A/N: Defenestration means 'the act of throwing someone out of a window.' This is a filler chapter while I figure out where the hell I want this story to go.

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>Tape Dispenser, Granite, Alien Queen, Blasty, Discount Pikachu, Ghost<

Ghost: Katsu<

>Blasty: What the hell do you want?

Ghost: Ok so like I was walking down the hallway, and I saw you from the distance. <

Ghost: You were eating an apple. <

>Blasty: And?

Ghost: It wasn't an apple <

Ghost: IT WAS A RED FUCKING BELL PEPPER KATSU <

>Blasty: Yeah, what the hell's the big deal? 

Ghost: You were eating a red bell pepper whole <

Ghost: Thats the problem <

>Granite: Wait, he eats whole red bell peppers?

>Discount Pikachu: Yeah bro, what the heck?

>Blasty: SHUT UP, SO WHAT IF I EAT RED PEPPERS

Ghost: Katsu do you need more peppers <

Ghost: I made a garden on my dorm balcony I have peppers <

>Blasty: Give me the damn peppers

Ghost: Ok! I'll give them to you at dinner or something. <

>Discount Pikachu: Wait, what else are you growing

Ghost: Mostly flowers, but I have peppers and strawberries too. <

>Granite: Ooh we should have a Bakusquad gardening meetup at Y/N's dorm

>Alien Queen: Ooh yeah we should

>Granite: That good with you, Y/N?

Ghost: Sure, I can go get gardening stuff at some point. <

Ghost: Oh crap wait nvm <

Ghost: Kami, can you get the gardening stuff? <

Discount Pikachu: Sure why

Ghost: I'm not allowed to leave the dorms because of the kidnapping thing. <

>Granite: You can't even go visit your parents?

Ghost: Couldn't do that anyways, but no. <

>Alien Queen: ?

>Discount Pikachu: ??

>Granite: ???

>Tape Dispenser: ????

Ghost: ????? <

Ghost: Anyways, my dorm after dinner today? <

>Alien Queen: lol sure

>Granite: Sounds good to me

>Tape Dispenser: A'ight

>Discount Pikachu: 👍

Ghost: See you guys later! ^-^ <

Ghost: Oh, right. What'd you guys get on the homework? <

>Alien Queen: Y/N we all share one braincell

>Alien Queen: We're idiots

>Discount Pikachu: My IQ is room temparture

>Granite: In celsius lol

>Tape dispenser: Yeah, we all share one braincell that only one of us can use at a time.

>Blasty: Yeah, you guys are fucking idiots. 

Ghost: Thank you <

>Blasty: That wasn't a fucking compliment

Ghost: Well, every time you insult me I just get stronger. Also you get -1 pepper, so like... <

>Blasty: God fucking damnit

Ghost has signed out.

>Blasty: THIS ISN'T FUCKING OVER YET BITCH

Blasty has signed out.

>Alien Queen: Oh sh-

Alien Queen has signed out. 

>Granite: Should we stop them?

>Tape Dispenser: Nah, both Y/N and Bakugo are pretty scary when they're mad. 

>Tape Dispenser: I've only seen Y/N mad ,like, once, and I was scared for my life.

>Discount Pikachu: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Sero on this one. 

>Granite: A'ight. See you guys at dinner. 

>Discount Pikachu: Bye bro

>Granite: Bye bro

>Discount Pikachu: B r o

>Granite: B r o

Granite has signed out.

Discount Pikachu has signed out.

Tape Dispenser has signed out. 

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More of a filler. Sorry this chapter didn't have any window throwing take place! Anyways, some intail on the image for this chapter. Editor-Chan is in Washington, and she was at the WW2 monument today. Someone got regected there, and threw the flowers in the water. We had a b r o moment, as seen shared between Kiri and Kami. Ok, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 

BTW, after I finish this book, I want to make something kind of like Lacuna. Thanks for reading, and I love all of you!

-Cherry x3 ^-^