2D, noodle, and murdoc were in a room as the picke man was telling a scary story.
"And then the vampire got a disease and infected it to everyone. Like 2d here, the disease was being a dumb gay bitch lmao." The green man spoke as 2d and noodle hugged each other in fucking fear (AN: just to let y'all know this is set in phase 2 bc it's like my fav phase so if any of you ship a 24 year old with a 14 year old you are fucking disgusting and get out of my damn face).
"Y'all are ussies, hey I know, so that you won't be scared anymore I dare ou guys to contact momo bc that's so cool" murdick said "性交？ 私はそのたわごとをしていません" noodle said walking away
"Oh don't worry, I know who will do it" he looks at 2d wink wink. 2D got scared and wanted to run but he didn't. He wanted to prove he wasn't scared. "Ok I guess" the blue idiot said.
Nexg fay
2D went to schoo cause he doesn't know how to add basic operatiosn. He then saw his best frien gorilla man!!1q!
"Omg did u know about momo shes so hot" the guy goril said dreamly
"Murdoc dared me to text her" 2d said while shaking a bit "but idk who she is exactly or know her number" gorilla man then showed him a video of momo. A normal video o momo. Jk it was her porno lmaooooo go die.
After 2d saw the video he was scared af. He dropped the phone he was holding and ran off into nothingness. He now had momos phone cause it ame in the description of the video. Ayy Lmao how stupi it was a virus but proto didn't save him. Momo hacked into his phone d was now in his contacts.
"You dare oppose me mortal?" Momo asked throeueb text. Siste Stuart was sister scare d.
"N o i just wan et to contact u cause my friemd dared me to" Stuart pussy said.
"Lmao makes sence everyone does that. Anyway I'll just torment u until u pee ur self or develop hemorrhoids." The ugly ass woman said
At ight
2D was sleeping peacefully in his room when all of a sudden he heard a faint "hey bitch". He put the coves Uber his head but could still see a inure coming toewards him, it's was momo!!?!,. He immediately got scared and screamed. And momo seemed to disappear at that when Riddle barged in the room
"D u alright? U look dead p, more dead that murdoc" the chunky man aksed
"Y-yes I'm oki I'm totally not dying rn laughing out loud" the boi said going back to sleep
The next dae at school
2D was solvin even more basic math equations my second grade self would make in a matter of milliseconds. But he got it wrong cause he added from left to right.
"Stuart I thought u knew better than this" the teacher said veeyrh concened
"Yeew dont tell me what to do stipdi" he then ran out the classroom and texted momo
"Oi u scared me t death yestedtay that I failed math" he texted triggered
"Lmao that's what you get. Study you dumb dumb"
For the next soup le of nights this kept happening but this night was te worse...
2D was sleeping and wishing that momo wouldn't come to his room. He had the covers over his head ready for whatever was ginan happen. But then someone snachets the bedsheets away and discovers 2D. It was MOMO!,",,,,,,,!,!,
Momo then got ontop of him and started to fuk him while he screamed in fear
"Wait dude this is r@ pe! Stop" he dumb idiot screamed at the crazy woman
"No bc I'm turned on by what u said yesterday by text"
Flsshback
Momo was bored and started to text 2D
"Oi u haevnt texted me in days wtf"
"Sorry I've been busy and talking to murdoc"
"What he sai"
"He said I got some nice toes"
End of flashback
"Oh no why did I say sthat !!!???" Stuart weedpot cried. Momo thought that 2d was going to be sperming soon, but I stead he pissed in her
"Ew dude what the firicn" she sceached
"Oops sorry" he said. Momo then escaped the room and left. 2D was still shaking while being covered in shitty piss.he fell asleep by how tired and scared he was.
In morning
Russel decided to go wake up 2D cause he had to go kindergarten and was already running late
"Yo sturd wake up" he took the covers off and saw him covered in say it with me, p i s s. Oh and also had a H O T fever
"Man what happened?! I need to take u to the dictor" he carried the half dead man
In bospital
When sisters arrived to the hospital and 2D was in his room they all sat in the wakting one
"I wonder when toochie coochie gonna wake up. I'm concerned" pasteramen said
"Lmao he almost died lmao how fun lmaolmaolmaolmao" green lizard laughed his ass off
"Man! 2D almost died by being burn by his piss and al you think about is cum!" Ruble said and pucnhed green man "Go apologize to him" He demanded and pushed him to the room
"Fine only because I already wanted to die" green said and walked to the room.He saw 2D was awake
"I'm so sorry for being thsi way. I loves u bb mwah" green pickle apologixed and kissed 2D
"I forgive u uwu" he said and they hugged
Then mister fbi came in and gave an inspirational message
"D o n t w o r r y m o m o i s n o t r e a l" the fbi man said and everything was uncursed. The wind flew in 2D and murdoc face as the episode is sealed with that god music.
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Gorillaz x la Rosa de Guadalupe
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