INT. BULLPEN - DAY.
AMY, ROSA, SCULLY, HITCHCOCK and GINA work at their desks. Jake walks up to Terry.
JAKE: I got Killdozer to talk. I know where they're getting the meth. But, it's at an event, so we're gonna have to go undercover.
TERRY: I love going undercover.
JAKE: At the Elf-Dor LARP!
TERRY: LARP?! Oh no, I'm out.
Rosa looks over from her desk.
ROSA: What's a LARP?
JAKE: It's Live-Action Roleplaying. It's like Dungeons and Dragons but you do it in real life, in costumes, in the woods!
ROSA: That sounds awful.
TERRY: It is awful! LARPing turns kind, gentle nerds into rude, condescending nerds. And they throw bean bags.
Jake looks over to Rosa.
JAKE: They stand in for fireballs and when you throw them you yell "fireball"! So fun!
TERRY: Isn't this more of a Boyle thing?
JAKE: Boyle's at home looking after Nikolaj, so I needs me some Terry.
TERRY: Rosa?
ROSA: I'd rather kill myself. Or you. Or both of us.
Terry looks at Amy, who's at her desk laminating something.
TERRY: What about Amy?
JAKE: Terry, she's laminating a folder right now, she's not meant for a fantasy world.
ROSA: I'm surprised she hasn't laminated her gun.
TERRY: Come on, she's a great cop.
JAKE: But she doesn't know anything about roleplaying or nerd stuff. Amy!
Amy looks up.
JAKE: What's the name of the most famous sci-fi franchise in the world?
AMY: The Star War?
TERRY: Really?
JAKE: What's the one on tv where they fly around in ships?
AMY: The Star Journey?
TERRY: She's getting worse.
JAKE: What's the name of that movie we just saw, the one where the group of hobbits travel up a mountain to drop a ring into it.
Amy wracks her brain.
AMY: The Lord of the... Planet of the Apes?
Terry jumps up from his desk.
TERRY: Come on! There aren't even monkeys in Lord of the Rings!
AMY: I may have fallen asleep.
JAKE: (aside to Rosa) She was laminating on the couch.
Holt comes out of his office.
HOLT: What's going on?
TERRY: Amy mixed up Lord of the Rings and Planet of the Apes and I was telling her that there are no monkeys in Lord of the Rings.
HOLT: There are no monkeys in Planet of the Apes. They're a different suborder of Primate.
JAKE: Wait, you saw Planet of the Apes?
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Elf-dorian Justice
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