Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Hinanaru

   Naruto's POV

   Today was my first date with Hinata! I was excited but... A little nervous...

   We decided to go for a walk in the park because that seemed peaceful.

   I arrived, seeing her sitting at a picnic table. She saw me and waved shyly, me giving a wave back as I approached her.

   It was a Saturday so we could have all the time in the world if we wanted.

"Good morning, Naru-kun..."

   She walked over and gave me a hug as my face heated up.

BRRRRRRP!

   I began to blush more as she pulled away slightly and looked into my eyes.

"I-I-I-I'm sorry! E-Excuse me!"

   She giggled.

"That's quite alright..."

"Heh heh... Thanks..."

   We began to walk around the park when I felt the gas building.

"So Naruto-kun... Why didn't you ask me out earlier?..."

"Um... I was too... Ow! Nervous..."

"Naruto-kun?... Are you alright?..."

"I'm f-fine! Ow!"

"Naruto-kun?..."

"Ow ow ow!"

   I clenched my asscheeks and blushed violently.

"Naruto-kun... Please talk to me... Are you okay?..."

"I'm um... Ah!"

PRRRRRP! PRP! PRRRRT!

   I gave a small sigh of relief and looked nervously at Hinata.

"S-Sorry..."

"Awe~ it's okay~ you're nervous~ you shouldn't be~"

PURRRURURURRRP!

"S-Shit..."

"Naru-kun~ what's wrong?... Are you feeling alright?..."

"This... Sometimes happens when I get really nervous... It's really embarrassing..."

"It's alright, Naruto-kun~ you don't need to be nervous~"

"S-Sorry..."

"Awe~ you're so cute~"

PURRRP!

"Hehe~"

"Hey! You did that on purpose, didn't you?!"

"Haha! Yeah..."

"Hinata!"

"Hehehe~ you're just so cute when you fart~ I mean... The way you get embarrassed is so adorable..."

   I smirked and bent over slightly.

PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRUUUURRP!

   Her eyes widened.

"Wow!"

   I giggled until I realized another woman giving me a disgusted glare.

   I blushed. I didn't know she was there...

   The woman strutted off as Hinata rolled her eyes.

"Bitch..."

   I looked at her surprised.

"Hinata!"

"What?"

"N-Nothing... It's just... I've never heard you swear before..."

   She giggled.

"Well I never thought you could fart like that~"

   I blushed.

PRRP!

"Oh come on, Naru-kun... That woman was a real bitch... You have to admit... So what if you had something that needed to be released?... People need to respect..."

   I smiled and nodded.

"I uh... Still got some more..."

"Wow! Really?..."

   I blushed and nodded as she giggled.

"Let's go somewhere more private..."

"I um... What?"

"You know... So you could let it out without the stares..."

"Will you be there?"

"S-Sure... Why not?..."

"Um... Okay..."

"D-Do you not want me there?..."

"No! It's just... I'll be farting in front of you..."

"And?..."

"Um... And?"

"Yeah?... What's the big deal?... Let's go..."

"Heh heh... Alright..."

   We walked a bit into a forest beside the park so we could get privacy. There was a tree that fell over so I decided to lay on the trunk to make myself comfortable.

"Just relax Naru-"

PPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRP!

"Aaah~ that feels so much better~"

"Good~"

   I felt a presence near my ass...

   I turned to see Hinata smelling my ass.

"Uuuh... Hinata?"

   She quickly pulled back.

"Oh! Sorry! I'm so sorry, Naruto-kun! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable! You probably think I'm weird now but-"

FFFFFRRRRRP!

"You can sniff it if you want~"

"Wait... Really?..."

"Sure~ go ahead~"

   Hinata smiled and put her nose to my ass again.

PRRP! PURP! FFFT! PUUUURP! PPPPRRRRP! BRRRRAP!

"Ah~ yeah~"

   Hinata's face was buried in my crack as I let myself go.

"Ah!"

"Naru-kun?... Are you alright?..."

"Ooo... Hang on... This is going to be big!"

   Hinata put her face back into my ass as I grunted.

PRRRRRP! FFFRRRRRRP! BRAP! PRRP! FERRRRRRT! PPPPPPPPPPRRRP!

   I moaned at the feeling of relief as Hinata was happily sniffing.

"Like that, Hinata?"

"Mmm~ God I love you..."

   I blushed again.

PPRP!

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   Word Count: 656

   If anyone noticed. Yes this is a remade version of a chapter of BMCFASKO but I will still be making new ones for this book. I will put remade chapters from the other book in here however. I actually do have an idea for an all new chapter for this book so that should be coming out soon! (〃^ω^〃)

Thanks for reading my weird fantasies! X3