Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Narushika (4)

   Shikamaru's POV

   I was sitting at a picnic table as Naruto arrived. He looked as if he was in some sort of pain...

   He sat next to me, not even trying to touch his food.

"Naru? You alright?"

"Ugh... My stomach hurts..."

"Awe~ it's okay~ do you need to go to someone for help?"

"N-no! I-I'm fine..."

"Okay... I'll help you if-"

   I was cut off by a strong smell...

"N-Naruto! Was that you?!"

"M-maybe..."

   He whined.

"I-I've been giving off silent farts all day... People definitely noticed... They didn't know who it was though..."

"Poor kit..."

"Ugh... It hurts, Shika..."

"Want me to go to the bathroom with you?"

"H-huh?..."

"C'mon! You can let it all out in there! I'll be there to help!"

"Uugh... I mean..."

"Great, let's go!"

"H-huh?!"

"You gotta get that out, Naru... You'll feel so much better... Just come with me..."

   I walked him to the bathroom and into the last stall.

"S-Shikamaru... W-what if someone comes in?... They could smell or hear it..."

"Hmm..."

PPRRRP!

"F-fuck..."

"I could put my mouth over your hole to hold in the smell."

   Naruto blushed bright red.

"S-Shikamaru!"

"What? You got a better idea?"

"Ugh..."

   Naruto turned around and pulled his pants down, leaning against the wall as I sat on my knees.

"Now, just relax, Naru~"

   I heard him squeak a bit as I put my mouth over his tight, little hole.

BRRRMMMMMMMPPPPT!

   Naruto groaned at the feeling of release, me tasting it as the scent filled my mouth.

PRPRPRPRPRPRPRRP!

   Naruto whined as I rubbed his poor belly. I heard it gurgle, him opening his anus again.

BRRAP! BRRRRRRRRRT! FRRRRP!

   I was trying my best not to let any out as I smirked and licked up his hole.

"S-Shika!"

   I rubbed his ass to secure him so he didn't freak out.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFT!

   When he was all out, I attempted to swallow his fumes as he smiled.

"Hehehe~ I hope you don't have fart breath now~"

"Hehehe~ me too~"

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   Word Count: 353

   I don't really have much on my mind today x3.

   If I were Kiba... Let's just say... I'd be so in love with Naruto! X3