Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, and Gaara

   Naruto's POV

   I was sitting in my room when I heard someone knock on the front door.

   I went to open it to find a panicked Gaara.

"Naruto! This doesn't seem good!"

"H-huh?"

"Neji... He found out about our little night we had together..."

"O-oh!"

"He said he was going to tell Sasuke too!"

"O-oh? I haven't heard anything..."

"We have to protect each other! I'm not sure what he's planning but something about his mood seemed sinister..."

"Okay? Uh... Come in?"

   I led Gaara in, turning around to find Sasuke smirking at me.

"A-ah!"

"Hey, Naruto~"

"No! No! Stay back!"

   He snickered.

   Neji was standing next to him...

"W-what?!"

"Naruto~ you deserve a punishment for messing with Gaara behind our backs~"

"U-uh!"

"Anyway~ let's go to your bedroom~"

   I whined as they took us up to my room.

   They laid us down and before we knew it, they were sitting on our faces. Sasuke giggled.

"Neji and I thought this might be a good punishment for our horny little boys~ but... You might not enjoy it too much~"

"Mmmph!"

   The duo giggled at my upset tone, Sasuke rubbing his ass in my face.

   I heard a rumble from his belly, Neji humming at the sound.

   He reached over and rubbed Sasuke's tummy.

"Ooo~ thank you, Neji~"

Ffffffffffffrt!

   I struggled at the strong smell.

"Hahaha! Too much for you, Naru?~"

   He rubbed the stench into my face as much as he could to make me suffer. Neji giggled.

"Ready, Gaara?~"

"Mmmph!"

"Hehehe~ too bad~"

Fffffffffrrrp!

   A moan escaped Neji's lips as Gaara tried to fight back.

"Oh~ Gaara~ the more you make noise, the more it turns me on~"

"Hehehe~ good one, Neji~"

Ffffrp!

   The sudden eggy scent caught me off guard as I groaned in disgust.

"Hehehe~ wow, Sasuke~ how lame~ listen to this one~"

PrprprprprprprprrrrrRRRT!

"Damn, Neji~ I kind of wish I was Gaara right now~"

"Maybe later you can be~"

"Mmm~"

   The two connected lips, quickly adding tongue.

   I squeaked.

   I never thought I'd enjoy the sight of my boyfriend making out with someone else...

   Sasuke pulled away, looking into Neji's pale purple eyes.

"We're in the middle of punishing our boyfriends, baby~ I'll take you later~"

"I want to be dominant~"

"Yeah? So do I~"

   Sasuke's stomach interrupted their bickering.

"Shit... Big one~"

Prrrrrrprprprprprrrrrrrrrt!

   I whined, him laughing.

"Take that, Naru~"

"Hehehe~ pitiful child~"

Fffrp!

   Neji moaned at his small release as Sasuke giggled.

Ffffffffrrrrrp!

Ffffrrrrrp!

   The duo moaned as they released their winds onto our faces.

   Sasuke got off of me, taking his pants off.

"Sasuke, baby... What are you doing?"

"We're going to make this a lot worse for our bad boys~ take off your pants~"

   Neji blushed, doing as he said.

   They were rock hard...

   They both giggled, sitting on our faces again.

   Sasuke's hole was right at my nostrils...

   Shit...

Pppppppppprrrrrp!

   I groaned, my voice being muffled by Sasuke's nutsack as he moaned.

   Neji giggled.

"Sexy, Sasuke~"

Ppprrrft!

   Sasuke giggled as they continued to torture our noses.

PpppppRRRRRRRRRRRT!

"God damn~ you're so hot~"

Pppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!

Fffffrt!

   Sasuke waited for Neji but nothing happened.

"Heh... Guess I'm out..."

"Hehehehehehehehehehe~ it's alright~ I get to dominate you later~"

"Dammit! I didn't know this was a contest!"

"Hehehe~ sure~"

   Neji growled.

"Fine..."

   They both got dressed as Sasuke winked at me.

"Masturbate to that, why don't you, Naruto~"

   With that... They left...

   Fucking tease...

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   Word Count: 589

   These are my favorite Naruto characters so this was really fun to write x3.

   My other book officially has two chapters if you'd like to check it out! I will make another one soon uwu.