Naruto Fart And Scat Kink Oneshots

Narushika (6)

   Naruto's POV

I don't know how... But Shikamaru and I somehow have the same kink...

The same disgusting kink...

We were sharing some things about us that we've never talked about... I told him that I've always thought about farts and how sexy they were to let out...

Shikamaru was appalled...

I was waiting for him to make fun of me or something... But he answered with...

"Me too..."

I was surprised but I've never been more happy in my life.

I know someone that's attracted to the same thing!

He was at my house today and we got things to make us super gassy so we could have a little fun~.

We laid down next to each other, waiting for our assholes to awaken.

"Shikamaru~ you should go first~"

"You sure?~"

"Yeah~"

"Hehehe~ okay~"

Shikamaru sat up and put a pillow under his ass so he could capture the smell better.

Prrrrrrrp!

I smiled at the sound.

Shikamaru releasing makes me so happy~.

He handed me the pillow, letting me smell it.

"Mmm~ so stinky, Shikamaru~"

"Meh... I could do better~"

I giggled, sitting up and placing my rear on the pillow.

PRRRURRRT!

Shikamaru giggled as I handed the pillow to him.

He sniffed it and moaned.

"Damn, Naru~"

I giggled, him smirking and sitting on my crotch.

PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRfffft!

We moaned in unison.

"God damn, Shikamaru~ that was so hot~"

"Yes~ felt so good~"

He got off of me as I raised my ass.

"Get in there, Shikamaru~"

Shikamaru hummed, sticking his nose in my crack.

PRRRRRRRRRRRT!

"Holy fuck, kit!"

I laughed as he rubbed his face in my ass.

Shikamaru pushed me over so he was on top.

He placed his ass on my face as I giggled.

PPPPPPRRMMMMMMLLLLP!

He moaned, rubbing his ass on me.

"Aah~ super gassy, Naruto~"

"Mmmhmmmm~"

I lifted my leg to let some slide.

PRRRRRRT! PRRRRRT! PRRRRRRRRT!

"Hehehe~ you're so stinky, Naru~"

PRPRPRPRPRPRRRRRRP!

I moaned as he let more winds onto my face.

POOOOOOOT!

Shikamaru laughed.

"Cute one~"

Ppprrrrrrrrt!

I moaned, him rubbing the smell into my face.

PRRRRP!

Shikamaru giggled at me again, getting off to let me breathe a bit.

"Shika!~ you're so sexy!~"

Shikamaru giggled, leaning to the side.

Ppprrrrmmmppppt!

I giggled, spreading my legs.

BRRRFFFT!

Shikamaru smirked.

"Out yet, Naruto?"

"Hehehe~ nope~"

"Me neither~ not even close~"

PprrrrmmMMPPPPPPPPPT!

I snickered, pushing again.

PEEEEEEERRRRURRR!

Shikamaru grabbed the pillow once again, placing it at his ass.

Pppprrrrrrrrrrrt!

I was so infatuated with the sounds coming from his anus that I wasn't prepared to have my face shoved into the pillow.

"How's it smell?~"

He pulled it off my face.

"Aah~ it reeks of Shikamaru ass~"

He giggled as I tried to push another out.

PPRRRRRT!

Shikamaru sat on my crotch again.

"Shikamaru~ why?~"

"I don't know~ you already have a boner~ why not put pressure on it?~"

Ppprrrrt!

I giggled.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFT!

"Naru~ why you never fart on me?!~"

"Hehehe~ torture~ that's why~"

"Naruto!~"

He got off of me.

"Fine..."

Ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmlllt!
I whined.

"There~"

I growled and sat on the pillow.

PRRRRRRRT! PURT! PURT! PRRRRRRT!

I pushed him over and smashed the pillow on his face.

"Sniff it! Is that good enough for ya?!~"

He managed to climb into my lap again.

"No~"

Ppppprrrrrrraaaarrrrrrrrpppppt!

I grunted attempting to beat him.

PRRRRRFFFFT! PPPPPRRRRRRAAART!

We both moaned from all the pushing we've been doing and soon relaxed.

"Ugh... I'm out..."

"Same..."

"That was still super hot, Naru~"

"Yes~ absolutely~"

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   Word Count: 585

   Man I'm exhausted...

   Sorry if this one was a bit hard to understand (∩´﹏'∩).

   Single on Valentine's Day so here I be! Doing myself x333.

   Uh I'm just so tired of my school and emotions...