🎄 C H R I S T M A S O N E - L I N E R S 🎄
" is my outfit too festive ? "
" how does a cup of hot chocolate , a plate of cookies , and a Christmas movie sound like ? "
" do you need help wrapping presents ? "
" wouldn't it be fun to go Christmas caroling . "
" you want me to dress up as what ? a sexy santa ? "
" I've had my tree up since November , don't judge me . "
" how could you not like the holidays ? "
" hey do you mind helping me decorate the house ? I cannot lose the house decorating competition . "
" I didn't know what to buy you . . . so I made you something . "
" the limit for secret santa was $30 , people . why am I seeing a Rolex box with a bow on top ? "
" I got us all matching ugly sweaters ! "
" if I hear one more person complaining that I started Christmas decorating too early , they're getting strangled with tinsel . "
" I'm not telling you what I got you for Christmas . Just be patient . "
" are we . . . are we under the mistletoe ? "
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|| ⍟ i'm almost out for christmas break ! a few more days and I'll become a lil' more active and reply ( + send out all the starters i owe ), promise ! For now , enjoy some christmas one liners !
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