Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes (Completed UwU)

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Soviet Union: How to tell if your son's boyfriend is a snare obessesed marching band crackhead-

Soviet Union: *walks up to America* Hey hold this. *gives him a spoon*

Soviet Union: How do you hold a spoon?

America: Are you serious?

Soviet Union: Yes, just do it.

America: *sighs and holds the spoon like a marching band drum stick* Like this?

Soviet Union: *grabs his wrist* As I suspected.