Arguing about pineapple pizza-
Canada: How can you not like pineapple pizza!?
America: Pineapple is fruit! Pizza is Italian! They don't mix!
Britain: *walks in with Gordon Ramsay*
Gordon Ramsay: You don't put fucking pineapple of pizza!
Canada: Mr. Ramsay, please-
Gordon Ramsay: You're pleas will be more raw than anything I have ever critized! *leaves*
Britain and America: The man has spoken.
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