Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes (Completed UwU)

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In the band room...

German Empire: Marching Band Don'ts-

German Empire: *moves towards America and Soviet Union* Never play poker with percussionists; someone will end up dead-

Soviet Union: Wtf?

America: I laugh at whoever tries to beat percussionists in poker.

German Empire: *moves towards Ireland and Russian Empire* Don't piss off one guard member cause the next thing you know you're woken up at three in the morning with ten sabers at your throat-

Russian Empire: *grabs his saber from the storage closet and points it threatingly at German Empire* Bow before me, peasent.

Ireland: Haha, yup

German Empire: *moves towards Russia and Scotland* Don't touch broken reeds on the floor....just...just don't it's disgusting and it's most likely there for a reason-

Scotland: They are there for a reason.

Russia: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

German Empire: *moves towards China, Switzerland, and Italy* Don't scream "you wanna fight?" at the flute section because they do and they will-

Switzerland and China: *grabs flute*

Italy: *grabs picolo* Don't make me make your ears bleed.

German Empire: *goes into Austria-Hungary's office* Don't sass your band director unless you want to be sassed back to...

Austria-Hungary: Damn right.