Germany and Poland
Germany: *rolls over in bed* You awake?
Poland: *rolls over* Yeah *kisses him*
Soviet Union and Third Reich
Soviet Union: *rolls over* Are you awake?
Third Reich: *violently flops over* Bitch, what the fuck you want?
Russia and America
Russia: *walks downstairs* I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED 3 HOURS AGO!
America: NO! I must complete this government stuff!
Russia: *tries to pry America from his desk*
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Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes (Completed UwU)
RandomWattpad: You require a description. Me: I don't know, a place where comical stuff thrives? Enjoy?
