Third Reich: One time when I was little, this kid came up to me and said, 'You can't punch me, you're too short.' Well, I proved that motherfucker wrong by socking him in the jaw. My father later came to pick me up and told me to apologize. The kid told him, 'No, he doesn't need to apologize. He proved me wrong.' Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my best friend of many many years.
Third Reich: *gestures Soviet Union*
Soviet Union: And I have never made fun of him being short since.
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