Yukon: Hey Alberta, what are you doing?
Alberta: *laying face down on the floor* If spiders have no bones, then why does Peter Parker have bones?
Yukon: ...
Nunavut: *lays down with him*
British Columbia: Because then how would Peter Parker fight the bad guys? He'd be a puddle of human slime!
Quebec: HE IS A HUMAN, YOU IDIOTS-
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RandomWattpad: You require a description. Me: I don't know, a place where comical stuff thrives? Enjoy?
