Aries: One Two Three! I declare a war! *flips coin* ENGLAND!
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, we shall FEAST!
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to f*ck with me because I don't care about his trading policy.
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even parents!
Virgo: Shhh, leave me alone I'm planning on my next world war.
Libra: I'd like to meet the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or f*ck me
Sagittarius: National Get Sh*t Faced Day.
Capricorn: Public executions Motherf*ckers!
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now!
Pisces: I don't want to go to war, can everyone please be happy? Look at how many kitties there are in my palace.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomZodiac sign scenarios and as Filipino Wattpad stories characters. (Hindi po lahat ng part ng book na ito ay akin.Ang iba po ay nakuha ko lang sa Pinteres, IG at Tumblr.Kaunting part lang po ang talagang akin.) ←ctto→ Highest Rankings achieved: #1 i...
