SIX the Musical One Shots (Discontinued)

No Way

"Maria, can you please give me a beat?" Katherine asks. Maria begins playing on the drums. "Gracias! Since I arrived in England, let's say people tested my faith on more than one occasion. First, I was shipped from Spain to marry Prince Arthur, and I'm like 'Fine with me'. Then Arthur dies, so I'm imprisoned for seven years. It helped with the grieving process. Still, I'm like 'fine with me'. Thank god they saved me in time to marry Prince Henry! Sure, he's my dead husband's brother, a bit weird, but as women, we had no choice about who we married, okay? Seven years later, we're still trying for an heir. He's working hard, and I'm like 'Uhhh, fine with me'. And he starts coming home late, using the typical excuse of being with his ministers. But there's a tell-tale sign he wasn't- the lipstick on his ruff! I say, 'hey, fine with me'. It really was, I got to spend time with my favourite lady. Suddenly, he wants to annul our marriage, force me away from Jane and move me into a convent!

All the wives but Katherine of Aragon and Jane gasp. "Aragon!" Anna says.
"Now, do you honestly think I'll put up with that? So, I'm like 'No Way'!"

Aragon: N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
You must agree that baby
In all the time I've been by your side
I never lost control
No matter how many times I knew you lied
Have my golden rule
Got to keep my cool,
Yeah, baby

Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: You know she's got to keep her cool

Aragon: And even though you had your fun
Running around with some (pretty young thing)
And even though you've had one son
With someone who don't own a (wedding ring)
No matter what I heard
I didn't say a word
No, baby

Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: You know she never said a word

Aragon: I put up with your sh-
Like every single day
But now it's time to shh
And listen when I say
Woo!

You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me?
Baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no Way
If you think for a moment
I'd grant you annulment, just hold up
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

No Way
No Way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

No Way
No Way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

There's no way!

So you read a Bible verse that I'm cursed
'Cause I was your brother's wife
You say it's a pity cause quoting Leviticus
I'll end up kiddy-less all my life!
Well daddy weren't you there
When I gave birth to Mary?
Aww! Hi baby!

Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Daughters are so easy to forget

Aragon: You're just full of sh-
Must think I'm naïve
I won't back down, won't shh
And no, I'll never leave!

You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me?
Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
If you thought it'd be funny
To send me to a nunnery
Honey, there's no way!

No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

There's no way!

Woo!

Give it up for Maria!

You've got me down on my knees
Please tell me what you think I've done wrong
Been humble, been loyal, I've tried
To swallow my pride all along
If you can explain why
Seymour has to stay, I'll go.

No?

You've got nothing to say!
I'm staying with Jane!
There's no way!

You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me?
Baby, there's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

You made me your wife
So I'll be queen to the end of my life!
N-n-n-n-n-n-no Way!

No Way
No Way

N-n-n-n-nope n-nope n-nope no! (No Way)
No! (No Way)

There's n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way!

There's NO WAY!

Aragon: I had it worst. I win!
Parr: There was another one.
Seymour: Katherine, did you mean what you said?
Aragon: Of course, I did, Jane. (She takes Jane's free hand.)
Parr: There was an important one.
Aragon: I think you're thinking of Jane!
Cleves: Yeah, I think she overlapped with you. You know, that famous "controversial" one people care about.