SIX the Musical One Shots (Discontinued)

All You Wanna Do

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Howard: You want to talk about trauma? Well, have I got trauma for you, Anne Boloser! Just you wait!
Aragon: You are the youngest out of us, there is no way you know what trauma even is.
Howard: You wanna bet on that? Maggie, Bessie, Joan, Maria, hit it!

Aragon, Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Parr: All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Howard: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes (and Cleves' nine)
Aragon, Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Parr: All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Howard: And ever since I was a child
I'd make the boys go wild
Aragon, Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Parr: All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Howard: Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox
I was young, it's true, but even then I knew
The only thing you wanna do is (Katheryn Howard blows a kiss to the audience)

Broad, dark, sexy Mannox
Taught me all about dynamics
He was twenty three
And I was thirteen going on thirty
We spent hours strumming the lute
Striking the chords and blowing the flute
He plucked my strings all the way to G
Went from major to minor
C to D

Tell me what you need
What you want you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me

And maybe this is it
He just cares so much
It feels legit
We have a connection (Parr and Boleyn touch Howard's shoulders, but she shakes them off)
I think this guy is different

'Cause all you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see?
All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is please me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
Run your fingers through my hair
Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair

Aragon, Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Parr: Playtime's over
Howard: The only thing you wanna do is (Katheryn blows a kiss to the audience)

But then there was another guy, Francis Dereham. My mum tragically passed, and so my father placed me with my step-grandmother. He was her secretary and employed me to be his assistant. Isn't that exciting?

Serious, Stern and slow
Gets what he wants and he won't take no
Passion in all that he touches
The sexy secretary to the Dowager Duchess

Helped him in his office, had a duty to fulfil
He even let me use his favourite quill
Spilled ink all over the parchment
My wrist was so tired
Still I came back the next day at he required

You see, I'm all you need
All you want, you don't need to plead
'Cause I feel the chemistry
Like I get you and you get me

I know this is it
He cares so much
This one's legit
We have a real connection (Seymour and Parr place their hands on Katheryn's shoulders, but she shakes them off)
I'm sure this time is different

'Cause
All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is touch me, love me
Can't get enough, see?
All you wanna do
All you wanna do baby
Is please me, squeeze me
Birds and the bees me
You can't wait a second more
To get my corset on the floor

Aragon, Boleyn, Seymour, Cleves, Parr: Playtime's over
Howard: The only thing you wanna do is (Katheryn blows a kiss to the audience, with as much enthusiasm as the first time)

Yeah, that didn't work out. It turns out that some men employ women to get them into their private chambers. At least my step-grandmother found out about the relationship and sent Dereham to Ireland. Finally, I saw the back of him. Soon after, my uncle found me a position at Court, and I decided to take a break from boys. I got it, for a while. That was when the Queen began showing interest in me.