Seymour: The one you've been waiting for!
Aragon: The one with the plan- the plan to steal my girl!
All but Boleyn: Anne!
Howard: The one who chased the King
Cleves: But paid the price with the swordsman's swing
All but Boleyn: Will she be the one to win? Anne Boleyn! (The queens turn to Anne, who is on her phone, laughing.)
Boleyn: What? Oh, Sorry.
Boleyn: Grew up in the French Court
Oui, Oui, Bonjour
Life was a chore so
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: She set sail
Boleyn: 1522 came here, to the UK
All the British guys lame
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Epic Fail! Oooh!
Boleyn: I wanna dance and sing!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Politics!
Boleyn: Not my thing.
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh!
Boleyn: But then I met the King
And soon my daddy said, "you should try and get ahead!"
He wanted me
Obviously
Kept messaging me like every day
Couldn't be better
Then he sent me a letter
And let's get real
I was prêt à jouer.
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh!
Boleyn: Sent a reply
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh!
Boleyn: Just saying hi!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh!
Boleyn: You're a nice guy
I'll think about it maybe
XO baby
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Uh-on
Boleyn: Here we go!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: You sent him kisses?
Boleyn: And here I am, moving in with his missus!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: What?!
Boleyn: Get a life!
Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: You're living with his wife?!
Boleyn: Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
L-O-L!
Say 'Oh well!'
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry not sorry about what I said
Don't lose your head!
Three in the bed, and the little one said
If you want to be wed (make up your mind)
Her or me, chum, don't want to be some
Girl in a threesome
(Are you blind)
Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh
Boleyn: Don't be bitter
Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh
Boleyn: Cause I'm fitter
Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Oooh
Boleyn: Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't want to bang you
Somebody hang you!
Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Uh-oh!
Boleyn: Here we go!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Your comment went viral!
Boleyn: I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Wow, Anne
Way to make the country hate you!
Boleyn: Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry about what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun!
Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
L-O-L!
Say 'Oh well!'
Or go to hell!
I'm sorry not sorry about what I said
Don't lose your head
Tried to elope but the pope said 'nope!'
Our only hope was (Henry)
He got a promotion, caused a commotion
Set in motion
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: the C o E
The rules
Boleyn: were so outdated
This guy wanted to get x-rated
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Soon excommunicated
Boleyn: Everybody chill, it's totes God's will
Hold up, let me tell you how stuff hit the fan
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleeping around like
All: What the hell
Boleyn: If that's how it's gonna be
Maybe I'll flirt with a girl or three
All: just to make him jel
Boleyn: Well, Henry finds out and he goes mental
Screaming and shouting like
All: So judgemental!
Boleyn: You damned witch
Mate
All: Just shut up!
Boleyn: I wouldn't be such a b- (the queens gasp, stopping Anne)
If you could get it up
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Uh-oh
Boleyn: Here we go
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Is that what you said?
Boleyn: Now he's running around like 'OFF WITH HER HEAD!'
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: NO!
Boleyn: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he means it!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Seems it.
Boleyn: What was I meant to do?
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: What was she meant to do?
Boleyn: Like, what was I meant to do?
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: What was she meant to do?
Boleyn: WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?!
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: What was she meant to do?
Boleyn: OMG queens! He's actually going to chop my head off!
Howard: No!
Aragon: I believe that.
Boleyn: I guess he must really like my head.
All: Sorry not sorry about what I said
Boleyn: I'm just trying to have some fun
All: Don't worry, don't worry
Don't lose your lead
Boleyn: I didn't mean to hurt anyone
All: L-O-L
Say 'Oh Well!'
Or go to
Boleyn: Go to hell
Sorry not sorry about what I said
Aragon, Seymour, Cleves, Howard, Parr: Sorry not sorry about what she said
All: Sorry not sorry about what I said!
Boleyn: Don't lose your head!
That was such a weekend! As I've won, I'm doing another solo. It's about when I found that Katherine of Aragon had tragically died. It's called 'Wearing Yellow to a Funeral'. Sing along if you know the words!
(the other queens gesture at the audience, telling them not to do it)
Boleyn: Katherine was a massive-
Seymour: Who decided you were the leader?
Howard: She wants another turn!
Aragon: Over my dead body!
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SIX the Musical One Shots (Discontinued)
FanfictionA series of one-shots based on Six the Musical. You can comment your requests on the first chapter. As I am on my university course, I will be using this book for fun. Now discontinued
