Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT

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Lucifer created a groupchat
(A/N: mind saying that this gc is like Whatsapp)

Luce: Only important stuff.

Sat: We got it.

Asmo: Why do we have more than 1 groupchats?

Sat: The others are all intoxicated by Mammon's foolishness.

Luce: Agreed.

Mon: When the fuck did I 'intoxicated' the other groupchats

Asmo: I'm going offline now, thanks.

Luce: Watch your profanity

Mon: I'M A GROWN DEMON

Luce: Do you want to be punished again?

Mon: okayimsorryimsorryplsdontdoanythingtome

Satan: Pussy

Mon: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Levi: He's right, you're a pussy.

Mon: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

Levi: k boomer

Mon: WHAT THE FUCK

Levi: bcs you're like, hundreds of years older than me. makes you a boomer.

Mon: ok you've been spending WAYYY too many time with that human girl.

Satan: I'm muting this.

Luce: You know what? I'm muting this too.

Beel: I'm eating.

Levi: don't eat the whole fridge or Lucy b pissed again.

Beel: I love food.

Belphie: Why are you always eating?

Beel: I dont know, why are you always sleeping?

Levi: MEGA OOF

Mon: What's an oof

Levi: idk

Levi: ask MC

Mon: Oh yeah.

Mon: MC

Mon: Are ya alive

Mon: OI

  MC: What

Mon: What's an oof?

MC: Well, it's something you say when someone got dissed or smthn. Kinda like a burn thing. you know. roasted.

Levi: Example; MC, you look awful today, what were you doing last night?

MC: Your mom.

Levi: oof

Mon: Ew

Sat: I thought this group was for important stuff only.

Luce: It has been intoxicated by Mammon, Leviathan and MC.

Luce: I am not proud of you, mortal.

MC: That's my cue.

MC: Oof

Levi: Sorry, boomer.

Luce: I beg your pardon?

Levi: Nothiiiing

Mon: The two brats have gone offline.

Luce: Which leaves you.

Mon: Oh no

Mon: Bye

Luce: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YOU TWIT.

The end.

I know its boring skksksksmskkskskmsms requests are open pls requeques

~JustAnotherMortal