Lucifer created a groupchat
(A/N: mind saying that this gc is like Whatsapp)Luce: Only important stuff.
Sat: We got it.
Asmo: Why do we have more than 1 groupchats?
Sat: The others are all intoxicated by Mammon's foolishness.
Luce: Agreed.
Mon: When the fuck did I 'intoxicated' the other groupchats
Asmo: I'm going offline now, thanks.
Luce: Watch your profanity
Mon: I'M A GROWN DEMON
Luce: Do you want to be punished again?
Mon: okayimsorryimsorryplsdontdoanythingtome
Satan: Pussy
Mon: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Levi: He's right, you're a pussy.
Mon: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
Levi: k boomer
Mon: WHAT THE FUCK
Levi: bcs you're like, hundreds of years older than me. makes you a boomer.
Mon: ok you've been spending WAYYY too many time with that human girl.
Satan: I'm muting this.
Luce: You know what? I'm muting this too.
Beel: I'm eating.
Levi: don't eat the whole fridge or Lucy b pissed again.
Beel: I love food.
Belphie: Why are you always eating?
Beel: I dont know, why are you always sleeping?
Levi: MEGA OOF
Mon: What's an oof
Levi: idk
Levi: ask MC
Mon: Oh yeah.
Mon: MC
Mon: Are ya alive
Mon: OI
MC: What
Mon: What's an oof?
MC: Well, it's something you say when someone got dissed or smthn. Kinda like a burn thing. you know. roasted.
Levi: Example; MC, you look awful today, what were you doing last night?
MC: Your mom.
Levi: oof
Mon: Ew
Sat: I thought this group was for important stuff only.
Luce: It has been intoxicated by Mammon, Leviathan and MC.
Luce: I am not proud of you, mortal.
MC: That's my cue.
MC: Oof
Levi: Sorry, boomer.
Luce: I beg your pardon?
Levi: Nothiiiing
Mon: The two brats have gone offline.
Luce: Which leaves you.
Mon: Oh no
Mon: Bye
Luce: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YOU TWIT.
The end.
I know its boring skksksksmskkskskmsms requests are open pls requeques
~JustAnotherMortal
YOU ARE READING
Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT
Humorsup there's 18+ stuff in there now. now i realise how cringeworthy this book is what the fuck