HAHAHA I DIED
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Satan: MC
Satan: I need your help.
MC: u want help from the fatass qween?
Satan: What is up with your english?!
Levi: hi. whats this.
Satan: LeVI
Satan: You made MC TALK LIKE THIS.
MC: Nahh, Sates, im always like this. So whats up
Satan: THE ONLY THING UP IS THE CEILING, MC.
Levi: im sure Satan took the gesture a little too literal.
Satan: I NEED YOUR HELP
Satan: IT INVOLVES MAMMON
Luci: Satan, it's 12 am.
Satan: I STILL NEED HER HELP.
Luci: MC, why are you awake?
MC: I wanted to eat spicy chicken noodles
MC: im hungry
Beel: hi hungry, I'm Beel.
Levi: OMG BEEL CRACKED A DAD JOKE I-
Luci: What.
Satan: Hhhhhhhhhhhh MC COME TO MY ROOM NOWW
Levi: Oop Satan's throwin a tantrum.
MC: aight fine fine lemme just
MC: put on a shirt first
Satan: Wh- YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?
MC: BRO
MC: if anyTHING I would do w a bunch of demons as housemates, I would NEVER sleep without my clothes.
MC: I DON'T WANNA GET RAPED OR SOMETHING
MC: WHAT IF A REALLY HANDSOME DEMON SUDDENLY RAPED ME IN MY SLEEP?
Asmo: you rang?
Asmo: also
Asmo: why is everyone up at such a time
Levi: Satan has issues.
Satan: I DO NOT
MC: all. caps.
Satan: SO WHAT IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS? YOU DO IT TOO!
Levi: oh fuck i can hear your voice from the screen.
Luci: Wait. Where's Mammon.
Satan: THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Satan: MAMMON SNEAKED OUT AT EXACTLY 12:01:45 TO GO DO SOME "BUSINESS" WITH SOME HOBO DEMON.
Levi: Satan my eyes hurts so much
YOU ARE READING
Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT
Humorsup there's 18+ stuff in there now. now i realise how cringeworthy this book is what the fuck
