Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT

everyone has problems

Satan: MC

Satan: Are you in your room?

MC: ye why

Satan: Liar.

Satan: I saw you going into Mammon's room.

MC: wait wtf

MC: bro that isnt me

MC: did the 'me' you saw had a fat ass like i do?

Satan: Don't flatter yourself. And for your information, your ass is flat.

MC: how dare u hoe

Mon: tf is going on?

Satan: Who is in your room?

Mon: nobody but me?

Mon: Satan, are ya high or sumth

Satan: I SAW SOMEONE LOOKING LIKE MC GOING INSIDE YOUR FUCKING ROOM.

Levi: what's going on?

Mon: Satan is high

MC: Satan saw another me going inside his room.

Levi: wh

Levi: did the 'you' Satan saw had a fat ass? If it does then yep

MC: did ya see THAT SATAN? I HAVE A FAT ASS BITCH

Asmo: I have a fatter ass than you love~

Levi: that is uhhhhhhh

Beel: whats this?

Levi: they um

Levi: they're talking about....

MC: Satan called my ass F L A T

Mon: i can agree with Satan

MC: fuck you

Mon: at least you have a beautiful soul.
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Mon: K

Luci: I am in a terrible situation and was about to ask everyone the solution to it so I could get out of it but seeing your conversation just made me say it's no use asking 7 idiots how to get me out of here.

Satan: What is it that you need, dear brother of mine?

Luci: no.

Beel: what is this

Belphie: shut up

Belphie: wow you guys rlly did shut up thank you.

Levi: fuc u i was going on CCTV mode.

Belphie: there is nothing here to spy on, shithead.

Levi: ;_;

Levi: MC BELPHEGOR IS BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEE