Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT

akira, why am i the only one talking?

HI AGAIN. I decided to update so enjoy le trash i made. Also i watched devilman crybaby ye ik im late but IT'S SO GOOD-

Luce: I am worried about MC's mental health.

Asmo: She says it's normal

Luce: No it's not.

Levi: lmao luci has a point

Levi: then again MC's kinda weird and she says it makes her uh well HER.

Levi: she's still bae tho lmaooo also im not a simp stfu readers

Luce: ....Who are you talking to?

Levi: no one in particular

Asmo: I'm actually genuinely scared of something for once-

Beel: Don't mind me just eating up the whole fridge

Luce: BEELZEBUB.

Beel: Alright, okay i'll stop eating the whole fridge-

Levi: wait i hear crying

Mon: MC IS CRYING SOS SOMEONE BRING SNACKS TO HER ROOM SHE NEEDS NOURISHMENTS

Luce: I-

Mon: YOU HEARD ME

Sat: I just want a peaceful and quiet night for ONCE

Sat: Also, why is MC crying?

Mon: I'M GOING TO HER ROOM RN

Belphie: I want a cuddle buddy..

Beel: You have a teddy bear.

Belphie: Noo I want MC

Levi: why is u suddenly soft boi

Sat: STOP IT WITH THAT GRAMMAR

Levi: haha english go brr

Sat: I AM SO DONE-

Asmo: hey sisters

Levi: no not this-

MC: .

Levi: MCareuokaybbyyouneedanything

MC: why does it have to end that way.

Mon: I got her dw i'm comforting her

Luce: What's causing her to cry, please don't tell me one of those "anime characters she likes" died again-

Mon: yeah she's crying over a dead anime guy who's body is floating in space smh

Mon: also that blonde dude? Gal? Idk they be lookin fine tho

MC: THIS SHOW COULD'VE HAD A BETTER ENDING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MC: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Levi: Is she watching Devilman Crybaby

Mon: idk MC are you watching Devilman Crybaby

MC: Yes.

Levi: you can hear me sighing through the screen

Luce: Not really?

Asmo: sooo is MC okay?

MC: Mammon came to comfort me and now we're snuggling on my bed :3

Asmo: fuck, should've been there first-

Belphie: LET ME CUDDLE WITH HER I NEED HUMAN WARMTH

Mammon: shut up let me enjoy my moment with her

Levi: not fair not fair not fair nOT FAIR

Mon: whine when you're dead, will ya

Luce: I'm coming to yank you out of her bed and take your spot.

Mon: FUCK.

Asmo: o o p

Sat: See, she was just crying over some stupid death of an anime character

MC: AKIRA WAS MANY THINGS, BUT NOT STUPID.

MC: I HATE YOU SATAN.

Mon: aaaaand she's crying again.

Mon: LUCIFER WHAT THE-

Levi: NOW WHAT HAPPENED

Sat: It was her fault for being such a weakling who couldn't stand death

Levi: question is; WHAT'S WRONG WITH MC NOW

Asmo: MCCCCC darlingggg are you okayyyy~?

Mon: It's Lucifer.

Levi: Oh lmao so you did take his spot HAHAHHAHAHHAHSGAHHS

Sat: What happened to Mammon?

Mon: He's..... passed out. On the floor.

Mon: Alright, I'll put down this phone and wrap my arms around MC, goodnight.

Belphie: THIS IS NOT FAIR

Beel: ugh.

Levi: Very not fair very not fair I'm jealous.

Sat: At least we have our cute readers reading this right now👀

Levi: Ohh yeah you're right-

Levi: You behind the screen! If you blink, you are cute.

Sat: :)