Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT

it's that time of the month

Levi: CODE RED

Levi: I rePEAT

Levi: CODE RED

Mon: what now?

Levi: MC

Levi: SHE BARGED INTO MY ROOM ALL ANGRY ABOUT HER HAIR

Levi: SHE'S GOING FOR U NEXT MAMMON.

Mon: oh.

Mon: why should i be scared of her shes just a little mortal.

Levi: she looked REALLY ANGRY.

Levi: SHE LITERALLY RIPPED MY SHIRT IN TWO.

Levi: And it was one of my favourite TSL merch :(

Luce: can someone explain why MC looks like she is about to commit a murder?

Levi: idk

Mon: MC

Mon:WHY'D YA DO THAT?!!??!?!

MC: YOU IGNORED ME YOU STUPID BASTARD

MC: EAT MY FIST

Asmo: why are you so noisy in the early morning?

Belphie: Heyyyy news flash, it's 7 in the morning.

Belphie: please note that someone else is enjoying their sleep bcs its the weekend

Satan: MC STOP PULLING MY HAIR.

Satan: SOMEBODY GET THIS HUMAN OFF OF ME

Mon: i don't wanna

Mon: she hit me just now.

Levi: she ripped my shirt :((((

Beel: where'd all the snacks go?

MC: I ate them.

MC: It belongs to my tummy now.

Beel: :(

Luce: Alright, why are you acting like this?

Luce: Did YOU do something to her, Mammon?

Mon: fuck no.

Levi: uhuh

Mon: YA THINK IM LYING

Asmo: we can't trust you, hun.

Mon: I care too much about her to do something bad to her bcs i love her.
(Message deleted)

Asmo: aw man, why did u delete that??

Mon: fuck yall

Levi: MC

Levi: if you don't answer Luci's question

Levi: We're gonna take away your plushies.

MC: NO

MC: I'LL CRY

Satan: Quit your wailing, MC

Satan: I CAN'T FOCUS ON READING