Luce: MC is acting weird today.
Levi: wdym she's acting weird today, she's weird all the time.
Luce: ...Good point.
Satan: I think what Lucie is trying to say is
Satan: She's acting suspiciously weird.
Mon: has anyone seeeeen her?
Mon: she has my precious Goldie and i dont wanna lose it.
Mon: :(
Levi: MC
Levi: I'm going to ping u
Levi: @MC
Levi: @MC
Levi: :(
Levi: WHERE IS THE FATASS MEME QWEEN
MC: shattered
MC: broken
MC: EMPTYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MC: proceeds to cry a river
Satan: You can't cry in a text.
Mon: MC can do anything she wants
Levi: AAAAAA HI MY QUEEN😘
MC: ew wtf Lev
MC: dont talk to me im angy owo
MC: hmph!
Levi: But my queen-
Satan: Do you think she'd like someone like you? Who keeps on locking himself in his room and playing video games all day??
Levi: ;-;
Mammon: ow, he went offline
Asmo: I hear screaming
Satan: Probably Levi
Asmo: What the fuck is wrong with the otaku kid?
Levi: DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF VIDEO GAMES AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
Levi: GYAHHHHHH
Satan: What the unholy fuck is this
MC: He's meme quoting, nicee
MC: Oh Mammoooon
MC: Goldie is trapped in a tall tower, oh noo!
MC: She's about to fall and break into thousands of pieces!!
Mammon: GIVE THAT BACK!
Asmo: I am casually sipping my tea at this drama.
Satan: Speaking of dramas, I'm watching Goblin again.
Asmo: What?
Satan: Oh, nothing.
Beel: Where. Is. The. Fettuccine.
Bell: in the trash, bitch.
Beel: mean.
Bell: :)
Luci: Okay can everyone just stop talking for one damn second?
Luci: Finally, some peace and quiet.
MC: sike, bitch
MC: YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!
Levi: oh my god.
Mon: pls don't do this, i know nothing abt anime
Levi: uncULTURED
MC: UNACCEPTABLE
MC: I shall never love Mammon again
Mon: But my life depends on your love.
(message deleted)
Mon: bitch who said I needed you to love me
Levi: I GOT A SCREENSHOT BEFORE HE DELETED IT
Asmo: exPOSE THE MAN
Lucifer: What in the depths of hell are you all doing?
MC: They're about to expose Mammon, mama.
MC: Mama I want huggies ;-;
Luci: I have no idea what's wrong with you but come here into my office.
Luci: I'll hug you.
MC: YAY MAMA CARES
MC: Mama I hate Mammon, kill him please
Satan: Oh, sweetheart, if only we all could do that...
Luci: Sure, why not?
Satan: Whoa are you actually going to kill that pathetic brother of ours?
Levi: *insert screenshot of Mammon's deleted message here*
Mon: No-
Asmo: :0
Beel: :0
Bell: :0
Satan: :0000
Luci: What-
Satan: And we all knew he was actually in love with MC.
Levi: HAHAHAHAHHAH HE WENT OFFLINE BITCH
Levi: O and where r u MC
Levi: Where u at?
MC: Chokondis
Levi: Wh
MC: Chokeonthisdick :)
Luci: She's with me in my office.
Asmo: Lemme guess, are you two fu-
Luci: I'M HUGGING HER.
MC: :3
Beel: I'm going back to the fridge.
Beel: Oh and you behind the screen
Beel: Please remind yourself that I think you're so so special and you mean so much to me. I love you.
Bell: How can you love someone you don't even know
Beel: SHHSHHHHHHhHHhHH
Haha sike im back
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Obey Me! Shall We Date? Groupchats and a bunch of sMUT
Humorsup there's 18+ stuff in there now. now i realise how cringeworthy this book is what the fuck
