Avengers One-Shots

Peter and Shuri... AKA The idiots™️

All around the Avengers compound, by Avengers and staff alike, Peter and Shuri were known as The Idiots TM. It wasn't that they weren't smart, they were just general idiots. For example, once, they refused to speak anything but Groot. It drove everyone up the wall, hence why it ended up lasting a week rather than a day as they had originally planned. Another instance had been when they had put cling film across all the doors and watched chaos unfold as everyone ran in to it. But the worst time had been when they had made all of the Avengers uniform look like kids PJs and covered them in My Little Pony stuff. They had looked ridiculous fighting in that.

It was an ordinary Thursday in the Intern lab when a slightly panicked boy in his young twenties ran in, breathless and slightly rumpled.
"Shuri... She's here!" He panted. The lab looked up, horrified, and started packing away their stuff to go home. Tony has given them permission to do so whenever both teenagers were around. Together,they were disastrous. If left alone, they could plot anything, and with their brains, they could probably pull if off as well.

On the roof, Peter was waiting eagerly for one of his best friend's in the whole world to step out and say hello. He was bouncing on the balls of his feet and Tony was holding his shoulder so he wouldn't do anything stupid such as run towards the jet and get hit by the opening door. Like last time. As soon as the responsible-ish adults released their ridiculous pet teens, they sprinted towards each other and collided with an "oomph". They each fell onto the concrete, with their adults burying their faces in their palms.
"Well that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick" they both said at the same time, and burst out laughing. T'challa and Tony didn't need Wanda's telepathic powers to know they were both thinking that this time was going to be the worst one yet.

The teens disappeared off into the lab for a while, and didn't make another appearance until 3 hours later at dinner. Bucky, the only Avenger who could actually cook, called them in for dinner. He informed them that they were having chicken nuggets, as it's very tedious having to cook for so many people. He brought a large tray filled with chicken strips into the dining room, followed by three bowls of chips (fries, not crisps) and two of salad. Then, he got all of the various condiments that each person liked. Peter and Shuri walked into the room slowly, talking to each other quietly. Shuri's eyes lit up when she saw the chicken strips.
"F**k your chicken strips!" She shouted, running out of the room. She returned two minutes later, acting like nothing had happened.

After dinner, they decided to drag all of the team out ice-skating. (Why? Because it's fan -fic and I can do what I want.) Tony, naturally rented an entire ice rink. T'challa, naturally, wanted to one up him and rented a bigger rink. Tony, naturally, wanted to win, so bought an entire ice-hockey team. And that is the story of how Tony Stark became the proud owner of his own hockey team.

After arriving and choosing skates, the entire team, including Thor who'd never skated before, stepped onto the ice. Nat shot off effortlessly, Loki was somehow moving without moving his feet, and Thor was bent over at ninety degrees, legs bent and about a meter away from each other. The teens were running, not skating, across the ice, arms windmilling and stumbling over each other. Tony, who was skating peacefully, looked puzzled to why the two would want to come ice-skating if neither of them could skate.

Shuri and Peter whizzed around the rink, the former sat on one of those orange seals used for little kids, and Peter pushing. Shuri had her hands thrown up in the air and Peter was cheering. Until, at least, they some how fell over in a heap, a tangle of limbs of the two unconscious teenagers. Tony rolled his eyes, Steve picked Peter up and T'challa picked his sister up. They took them to the nurse they take everywhere when The Idiots TM were together, having learned from past mistakes.

The next morning, Tony was startled awake by a 16 year old boy hanging off the ceiling, two inches away from his face. He immediately started screaming over Peter, who was trying to talk.
"So Mr Stark, we had this idea - stop screaming - so we had this idea-"
"We? Who's we?" He interrupted. Shuri's head appeared next to Peter's, followed by Ned's. MJ was stood in the doorway, reading.
"So, as I was saying, we had this idea, what if we made real life light sabres! I mean awesome, right!" Tony rolled over, burying his head in his pillow. They all walked away, grumbling about how he was a spoil sport, Peter still on the ceiling.

After an hour and a half of hard work in the lab, they had four real light sabres. Ned and Peter were reanacting Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader's lightsaber battle from The Empire Strikes back. Shuri was recording it for her YouTube channel and MJ was rolling her eyes at her pet superhero and his bestie, though she did have a small smile on her face. However, after Peter almost cut off Shuri's hand, Tony and T'challa vowed never to let their kids see each other again. At least until next weekend.

Sorry it took so long! Thank you all so much for reading, I love you guys so much, and 391 reads! That's crazy! Until next time!
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