(the other storys take to long so I made this while you wait.....)
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Devil's by himself, I'll let him tell it
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break
Longing for love
Missing my wings
That's when Mir King Dice walked into my life, he said
"I know you are a man of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone"
He said
"My husband's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on"
So I offered him a loan, I offered to walk him home, he said
"You're too kind, sir"
I gave him thirty bucks that I had socked away
He lived a block away, he said
"This one's mine, Sir"
Then I said, "well, I should head back home"
He turned red, he led me to her bed
Let his legs spread and said
"Stay"
"Hey"
"Hey"
That's when I began to pray
Lord, show me how to say no to this
I don't know how to say no to this
But my God, he looks so helpless
And hus body's saying, hell, yes
Whoa
No, show me how to say no to this
I don't know how to say no to this
In my mind, I'm tryin' to go (go, go, go)
Then hus mouth is on mine, and I don't say
No, no (say no to this)
No, no (say no to this)
No, no (say no to this)
No, no (say no to this)
I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time, it became a pastime
A month into this endeavor I received a letter
From a Mr. Henry Aniks, even better, it said
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to (fuuuu)
Uh oh, you made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
If the price is right, if not I'm telling your father
I hid the letter and I raced to his place
Screamed how could you in his face, she said
"No, sir"
Half dressed, apologetic, a mess, he looked pathetic, he cried
"Please don't go, sir"
"So was your whole story a setup"
"I don't know about any letter"
"stop crying God dammit, get up"
"I didn't know any better"
"I am ruined"
"Please don't leave me with him helpless"
"I am helpless how could I do this?"
"Just give him what he wants and you can have me"
"I don't want you, I don't want you"
"Whatever you want, if you pay
You can stay "
"Lord, show me how to say no to this"
I don't know how to say no to this
'Cause the situation's helpless
And his body's screaming, hell, yes
No, show me how to say no to this "whoa"
How can I say no to this
There is nowhere I can go (go, go, go)
When hus body's on mine I do not say (no) "yes"
Say no to this
Say no to this I don't say no to this
There is nowhere I can go (go, go, go)
"So?"
"Nobody needs to know"
(...... Come on I can't be the only one that thought of this!!)
