Minecraft: Author~Kun's Terrible Love Story

Ari [Side Story]

I started walking around with Ari to pick up some supplies at the village

After paying the villager with some emeralds she had on her, we walked on home.

She was right it filled up my inventory...

KEYWORD: MY INVENTORY!

SHE DIDN'T CARRY SHIT BACK HOME!

Ari: Thanks for carrying everything my big strong man~

"Fuck...you..."

Ari: That's not happening for another few chapters silly~

"If there were ropes in Minecraft I'd hang myself right now..."

Ari: What's that?

"You've never heard of rope before?..."

Ari: No numbnuts, that!

Ari stopped at a giant gorge blocking our path home

"What the hell? How did a ravine spawn here?"

Ari: I dunno

"Wait do you know what this means Ari?"

Ari: What?

"I CAN FINALLY KILL MYSELF! OH SWEET RELEASE HERE I COME! TAKE ME HOME BIG DADDY NOTCH!"

I jumped headfirst into the ravine with my eyes closed only to feel wet all over. I opened my eyes and realized I had landed in water, with lava not even a few inches close to my face...

"God damn it!"

Ari: You're such an idiot

I turned around and saw Ari climbing down the wall using her hands and feet, like Spider-Man

"You can still do that? Cool...BITE ME PLEASE DAMN IT I WANT SPIDER POWERS!!!"

Ari: Now you're a borderline retard, besides I don't think that's how it works

"Damn it!"

Ari: You sure say "Damn it" a lot. Welp, might as well see what's down here, maybe mine some iron on the way

"Yeah...let's go"

I pulled out my torch and started walking with Ari by my side holding my hand so we wouldn't get separated, until my torch burned out

"Fuck..."

Ari: Damn, it burned out!

"Shit I can't see anything!"

Ari: We're fucked...

"Not on my watch"

I let go of Ari's hand and pulled out a piece of iron ingot and flint and struck them together to form a fire on the burnt out torch. I lifted the torch to see a zombie about to bite Ari's neck
from behind, so I punched it in the face.

"RUN!!!"

We made a break for it while hordes of zombies were chasing us. We ended up at a dead end with zombies closing in

"Shit! Dead End!"

Ari: I don't wanna die!

Just when I hugged Ari tightly around my body, we felt as if time had slowed down around us, and when we opened our eyes, everything was bright. We were back home...

"What the...What happened?..."

Ari: Brandon...your hand is glowing...

I looked at my right hand, she was right... There were ender particles all around it, as if I had teleported, and after a few seconds it had faded away

"This is weird..."

Ari: Let's go inside...We'll have Ander take a look at that

"Right..but first..."

I passed out before I could finish my sentence. I was out of it

Ari: Shit! ANDER! CUPA! NESSA!