Warning: use of drugs, bad sexual jokes and refrences
+ "would you rather turn into a vampire or a jellyfish"
+ "a waLLrUs"
+ laughs
+ "i bEt you i can scale up the wall like sPIdeRmaN"
+ "i bet you you can scale up mE like spiderman scaling up a wall"
+ "did you just say what i ThinK you said"
+ "nOpE"
+ *awkward silence passes time*
+ "your eyes are like the ocean"
+ "yeah?"
+ "im flying in them"
+ "are you a virgin"
+ "tee hee hee"
+ "are you - "
+ he attacks you with tickles
+ "tee hee!!!"
+ :)
+ "are - "
+ more tickles
+ "tee heeeeeee!!!"
+ and then he vomits
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stanley barber preferences.
Romancestanley barber, master of zero fucks. where i was insercure with literally everything about myself, stan was the complete opposite. ♡ DATE STARTED: 27/01/2020 (I AM THE OG BITCHES) DATE FINISHED: 16/08/2020 :((((((((((...
