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An idea/request from _Stanley_Barber_. I'm not sure if this is what you wanted but I made it funny I guess???

+ you're the one who has super powers obviously

+ you and Stan were testing it out at the bowling place

+ it's basically um like banshee I guess

+ so you scream really loud and break stuff with your voice

+ totally didn't steal this from x men

+ "Ok now yell at me to shut up,"

+ "Stanley turn it down,"
+ "Turn it down, Stan!"
+ "Babe!"

+ he he he

+ "I CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!"

+ "sTaNlEy I SAId tO tUrN iT tHe FUcK dOwN!!!!"

+ C R A S H

+ "holy mother of fuck,"

+ "OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY do you wamt me to pay for it,"

+ "nah its fine lol, that was the most BADASS thing EVER! Can you do it again so i can put it on youtube,"

+ "BARBER!"

+ c r a sh

+ "whoop there it is,"

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