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WHO YOU'RE JEALOUS OF:

you:

+ sydney, probably

stan:

+ no one, he knows you're never gonna leave him, and it's true. 

YOUR JEALOUS THOUGHTS:

you:

+ well, fine, then. i'll find someone else. asshole.

stan:

+ what the hell does that guy have that i don't? 

WHAT YOU GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE JEALOUS:

you: 

+ stan gets the silent treatment

+ lots of death glares in his direction

+ he's very confused

stan:

+ he'll have a heated argument before fucking you, probably.

+ "you know i'm not going anywhere, right?"

+ "i know."

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