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+ it was the day after a sleepover

+ you didnt have any other clothes cause ur an idiot

+ it was on the news

+ idek why you were watching the news in the first place ok

+ "hey that means my dads quarantined at work, until tomorrow..."

+ "and your parents are quarantined at home"

+ "and you're quarantined with me"

+ "and what does this entail, mr barber?"

+ "hand sanitizer then sex"

+ "sign me up"

im so sorry for writing this i felt bad for not updating and im very sleep deprived sorry its cringey hope i dont trigger anyone

stanley barber preferences.Where stories live. Discover now