Person: are you a man or a woman?
Dark: I'm a villain
Person: no, what gender are you?
Dark: evil
Person: what's in your pants?
Dark: doom

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Incorrect Quotes & Alternate Universes [Part 2]
FanfictionLet there be a part 2! More random incorrect quotes, alternate universes and book ideas for our heroes Markiplier, JackSepticEye, and their egos. -THIS IS MAINLY INCORRECT QUOTES- [ credit goes to rightful owners ]